ryro ross: why do we have to do an essay the grades close in like four days ms grace pls i just wanna go to the beach and get high 

beebo urine: i love the prompt tho fr like what is something you discovered about yourself this year

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: 'what is something you discovered about yourself this year' 'i aint a boy lol'

max schnauzer: 'im gay not bi oops' 

ryro ross: did you mean me

max schnauzer: no where the fuck did i put your name 

sweatshirt markowitz: why are we all texting we're supposed to be practicing for graduation 

jenna mclesbian: hello friends i am awake

taylor jardead: BABE

jenna mclesbian: BABE

ale(sbian)xa: THE TEACHER IS GOING AROUND TAKING PHONES EVERYONE SCATTER

jack barakitten: MAX JUST GOT UP AND DASHED OUT OF THE ROOM, FELL OVER SOMEONES BACKPACK THEN GOT UP AND SOLDIERED ON

taylor jardead: IM GONNA CRY

tyjo: STEVEN JUST YELLED 'BABE NO' AND GOT UP AND RAN AFTER HIM THEYRe probably gonna fuck in the bathroom dammit

zack merROCK: THE TEACHER DOESNT EVEN CARE HES JUST LIKE 'ITS HAPPENED BEFORE AND IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN LEAVE EM'

phil !!: im sick does the teacher even realize im gone

dan !!: HES MAD THAT YOURE NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE THE WHOLE PROGRAM SO NOW I HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU ELECTED ME TO BE UR FUCKING BACK UP IN CASE YOU DIE

dan !!: im gonna throw up

dallon weekend: DONT U FUCKING DARE THROW UP YOU SIT NEXT TO ME ON STAGE ILL CRY

hayley williams!!: speaking of me my dad helped me come out to the principal and shit and theyre gonna say hayley instead of my birth name! yay! 

rian dangson: YOUR DAD IS A FUCKING SAINT

zack merROCK ON: where did max and steven go

sweatshirt markowitz: we're bored so we're chilling by the lockers

sweatshirt markowitz: also max is giving me a bj in the halls

halsey frappuccino: max has a kink for being caught damn

sweatshirt markowitz: being caught and or watched 

spencer 'no homo' smith: why are we singing graduation by vitamin c ill throw up

lyndsey gunnslinger: that song made me cry the first time i heard it i love you guys

ale(sbian)xa: ,,,gay

lyndsey gunnslinger: I ATE YOU OUT FOUR HOURS AGO 

ale(sbian)xa: /SWEATS

ale(sbian)xa: NO HOMO,,,

joshua done: I JUST WROTE MY ENTIRE ESSAY INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THE MUSIC TEACHER IM FUCKING SWEATING CAN SOMEONE FILL ME IN ON WHAT HE SAID

taylor jardead: he was like 'we need people to sing a few octaves higher and some to sing lower we need auditions so you guys dont sound like garbage' 

max schnauzer: WE'RE COMING BACK DOWN AND I HEAR EVERYONE YELLING MY NAME YES CHILDREN I KNOW YOU LOVE ME BUT LEAVE ME BE

patrick tree: MAX YOU GOTTA DO IT

patrick tree: AUDITION FOR OCTAVES HIGHER YOURE THE MALE MARIAH CAREY 

max schnauzer: /SWEATS HARD

my nudes leaked wentz: DO IT

max schnauzer: PETER IS PRESSURING ME I GOTTA DO IT