(im adding hoodie allen and max schneider into this because i lowkey ship them and you cant jUDGE ME OKAy enjoy) 

ryro ross: when u meet two lil shits in class because they were holding hands and pecking lips in the back of the classroom

ryro ross: teacher was like 'RYAN GO SIT IN BETWEEN THEM THEY'RE DISTRACTING THE CLASS' and it was really fucking funny they got so mad

ryro ross: but now we buddies

ryro ross: where the fuck is everyone 

beebo urine: hiding in your ass

ryro ross: thats only you

dallon weekend: did you get their kiks tf we only care if you got their kiks 

ryro ross: yes i did tf

glass foot boy: fucking gays ADD THEM STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM IM TIRED OF EVERYONE HERE

zack not zach: ,,,,,,die

glass foot boy: ZACK GO TO PRIVATE MESSAGE WE'RE GONNA MATCH OUR NAMES

zack not zach: fucking shit okay

sweatshirt markowitz has joined the chat, invited by ryro ross

max schnauzer has joined the chat, invited by ryro ross

sweatshirt markowitz: who the fuck

alex gayscarf: same buddy

ryro ross: tell us ur name pronouns and sexuality assholes

max schnauzer: why,,,,,

ryro ross: because i fucking asked

beebo urine: ryan is angry more like power bottom vibes

sweatshirt markowitz: what the fuck

ryro ross: YALL ARE GAY NOW JUST TELL US

max schnauzer: okay chill damn im max my pronouns are he/him and im bisexual ummmm

sweatshirt markowitz: im steven but if you call me that ill snap your neck pronouns are he/him preferably but im good with they/them too and im pansexual 

hayley williams!!: STEVEN YOOOOOO

sweatshirt markowitz: I FUCKIGNG 

sweatshirt markowitz: i hate you all

ryro ross: friend goals

broken foot: we hate you too buddy xoxo

working foot: yeah fr who even are you do you even go to our school

max schnauzer: THE FUCKING NAMES 

max schnauzer: im so done