dallon weekend: my back hurts i feel like im eighty 

spencer 'no homo' smith: old man smh old wrinkly dick 

dallon weekend: wanna see my old man dick spencer

patrick tree: keep it pg there is a four year old here

max schnauzer: who's the four year old

ryro ross: me

ryro ross: well all of you

ryro ross: but especially me

beebo urine: true

sweatshirt markowitz: max wanna come over and violently play just dance

tyjo: the fuck

max schnauzer: hell yeah

ryro ross: goals af

beebo urine: can we come over tf i wanna play just dance

sweatshirt marokwitz: violently play just dance is code for rough sex

ryro ross: we could still come over okay

beebo urine: true

patrick tree: anyone wanna come vinyl hunting with me for some goooood shit

my nudes leaked wentz: sign me the FUCK up mmm good shit 

patrick tree: bring your bf okay we'll go fucking nuts i found a dope ass place thats sells cheap ass used vinyls 

dallon weekend: tf i wanna come can i come pls

patrick tree: yeah sure meet us there bro

hayley williams!!: dallon come pick me up i wanna come too

dallon weekend: ight be there in ten 

max schnauzer: hoodie come let me in pls 

sweatshirt markowitz: naah gonna make you wait

max schnauzer: i will break your window

ryro ross: do it fucking do it i fucking dare you break into his house and suCK HIS DICK

beebo urine: ryan how about you come do that to me HEYO

sweatshirt markowitz: he's banging on the window im gonna shoot him

ryro ross: do it