beebo urine: im being bullied by all of you for you putting beebo urine back

patrick tree: revival of breadbin urinal 

beebo urine: fuck

ryro ross: if you make your name breadbin urinal ill cut off both my hands

sweatshirt markowitz: MAX JUST SAID SOMETHING SO FUNNY I ALMOST THREW MYSELF OUT THE CAR WINDOW ON THE WAY TO THE DINER

sweatshirt markowitz: HE WAS LIKE 'IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF THE DADDY KINK IT WAS THE DAD KINK'

max schnauzer: 'DO YOU WANT MY HARD COCK' 'YES DAD'

my nudes leaked wentz: I JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED AND LET OUT A REALLY LOUD SIGH

max schnauzer: IM SO FUNNY I WANNA DIE

sweatshirt markowitz: better be calling me dad tonight (;

ryro ross: UM

ryro ross: THERE ARE THIRTY SIX YEAR OLDS IN THIS CHAT AND YOU ARE USING NOT APPROPRIATE LANGUAGE 

phil !!: MY INNOCENT EYES ARE BEING FORCED TO READ THIS SIN

dan !!: phil you've been playing gta 5 for six hours straight and you call this sin

dan !!: YOU FUCKED A PROSTITUTE THEN MURDERED HER TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK

 jenna mclesbian: me i was the prostitute 

beebo urine: no jenna youre gay

jenna mclesbian: fight me

taylor jardead: cheating on me with philip 

hayley williams!!: halsey and i did way too many shots last night 

ryro ross: how the fuck did you get a drink at an actual bar youre eighteen but look five

halsey frappuccino: we're really good at paying people to make fake ids

beebo urine: reporting you to the police!!!1!!1

hayley williams!!: GASPS LOUDLY

hayley williams!!: BRENDON U NARK

phil !!: the exclamation point gang is here to make all your sentences exciting

dan !!: FUCK OFF