ryro ross: im babysitting my cousin and she's five and i love her 

ryro ross: /1 photo attached

ryro ross: look at my best friend

beebo urine: i feel replaced

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: fight fight fight fight

jack barakitten: i changed my name

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: OH BITCH THATS RAD

dan !!: phil, hayley and i are trolling people on dating apps with hayleys picture because she is fucking hot

hayley williams!!: WE'VE GOTTEN TWENTY MATCHES AND ABOUT A DOZEN DICK PICS I FEEL ATTACKED

hayley williams!!: im a pretty girl men and women and everyone else want me (((:::

beebo urine: true tho

beebo urine: ryan im breaking up with you and platonically marrying hayley

ryro ross: ,,,,,,,bitch

single ross: alright bitch your loss

beebo urine: I JUST SPIT OUT ALL THE JUICE IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE DALLON AND SPENCER FORCED ME TO CHUG AND ENTIRE BOTTLE OF JUICE

dallon weekend: I HAVE A PICTURE OF IT ARE YOU OKAY BRENDON

dallon weekend: /1 photo attached

ryro ross: I CANT BREATHE

sweatshirt markowitz: MAX AND I HAVE BEEN FUCKING FOR THE PAST EIGHT DAYS STRAIGHT HELLO WE'RE BACK

max schnauzer: we're here we're queer fight us

spencer 'no homo' smith: we're all queer youre not special

max schnauzer: im being attacked

ryro ross: good

hayley williams!!: /1 photo attached

hayley williams!!: THIS IS ONE OF OUR MATCHES HIS NAME IS GARY AND HE'S FORTY SEVEN YEARS OLD

phil !!: HE SENT US A PIC OF HIS WRINKLY OLD MAN WIENER 

dan !!: swear phil

halsey frappuccino: SWEAR

tyjo: SWEAR

spencer 'no homo' smith: SWEAR

phil !!: /SWEATS

phil !!: ,,,,DICK

dan !!: ACCOMPLISHED I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND