(i dont think i ever talked about everyones ages in this fic? they all still have the same birthdays except theyre all like sixteen or so okay shh)

ryro ross: first day of suspension what do i do now

ryro ross: ah yes

ryro ross: smoKE WEED 420 BLAZE IT

beebo urine: DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOUR MOM WAS GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE THE FUCK

spenc: RY WHAT THE FUCK

ryro ross: SHE DIDNT BECAUSE I TOLD HER WHY AND SHE HIGH FIVED ME AND THEN DIDNT CARE

dallon weekend: ME TOO MOM HOLY SHIT

jenna mclesbian: YOUR MOM IS ACTUALLY ME THOUGH???

ale(sbian)xa: is no one going to talk about how ryans gonna smoke weed while being suspended and isnt being grounded or some shit

ryro ross: hey

ryro ross: shut ur face grandma

ale(sbian)xa: YOURE OLDER THAN ME???

ryro ross: SHUT UR FACE GRANDMA

beebo urine: S T O P

lyndsey gunnslinger: ryan are you high already

ryro ross: no im waiting for my mom to LEAVE FOR WORK MOM PLS

taylor jardead: MOM PLS

ryro ross: i dont even wanna smoke i just wanna sleep

brian macaroni: IM WALKING TO SCHOOL AND LYNDSEY JUMPED ON MY BACK AND I SCREAMED AND FELL AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR WHO WAS BACKING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY

lyndsey gunnslinger: HAHAH BITCH

ale(sbian)xa: stop running ahead of me youre too fast for me to keep up

brian macaroni: OH GOD THERES ANOTHER

alex bab(yboy)inski: BRIAN THAT WAS ME WHOOPS SORRY ILY

jack is gay: BABINSKI RUN HIM OVER DO IT FUCKING DO IT I DARE YOU

zack not zach: UM

zack not zach: STOP

rian not ryan: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS CHAT IT WENT FROM 'RYANS GETTING HIGH LIKE ALWAYS' TO 'RUN BRIAN MACDONALD OVER'

ryro ross: i found a white board under my bed from when i came out to my mom and it says im gay in all caps and its dried onto the board and i just whispered 'same'

spencer 'no homo' smith: ryan what the fuck are you actually doing with your life

ryro ross: I DONT KNOW I WANNA DIE