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Group Chat – Chat 4 - Pink Hearts

He wanted to get revenge.

He wanted to get revenge in the most Kuroko-esque way possible.

A way that will make Midorima scream and get so annoyed and want to stop talking for hours. Kuroko released an evil smile onto his lips.

He started typing the five letter word that will be Midorima's impending doom.

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:38

*You're

And he let Midorima bathe in his own rage.

Once he had hopped off the bus in silent glee (no one really knew - except Akashi - that he was a closet troll) he allowed a ghost of a smile to grace his lips as his phone went DING DING DING DING DING DING DING at probably Midorima's angry swears and messages for correcting him.

As he approached Tokyo Central Station, the familiar rainbow of coloured hair greeted him when he walked next to them. Or, more like, Akashi greeted him, and the rest stumbled and jumped in surprise.

He was surprised to see Momoi standing there as well, wearing a white, tight-fitted shirt and leggings with a handbag. He wondered where her sleepover things were. He knew that girls tended to carry many items.

"Hello Momoi-san, I didn't know you were coming too." Kuroko said to her with a tilt of his head.

The pink-haired girl grinned and wrapped her arms around him. "I missed you sooo much Tetsu-kun!" Kuroko blinked as she pulled him to her chest and he struggled to breathe. "Dai-chan told me about the sleepover and I asked if I could come!"

"Oi, Satsuki, you're suffocating him." Aomine said and slapped her head lightly.

Momoi released Kuroko and narrowed her eyes at her childhood friend. "Shut up, you ganguro!" And repeated his action to her, but harder.

"But he was suffocating!" She slapped him again. "I'm already holding all of your bags, you violent woman!" Momoi stopped and nodded, he was indeed holding all of her bags.

Kuroko tore his eyes away from that scene and looked at Midorima, who was glowering at him.

"Hello, Midorima-kun." He said blankly.

Midorima nodded curtly, "Kuroko." He greeted.

Akashi looked at the phantom's face, and noticed the twinkle of amusement in his eyes. He shook his head and smiled a little, he was the only one who knew of how playful Kuroko could actually be.

"Kurokocchiiiiiii!" Kuroko was enveloped in yet another hug, "You left me alone for so long with these weirdos-ssu!" Kise sniffed, and the shorter male nearly sneezed at the blond hair which was tickling his nose.

"I apologise." He pushed Kise away from him and opened his bag, taking the bag of chips out and handing them to the tall purple-haired boy. "Here you go." He said.

Murasakibara took the bag quickly and opened it, throwing chips into his mouth.

"Atsushi," Akashi interrupted the other boy's eating. "What do you say?"

The giant looked back at Kuroko and swallowed his bite, he said, "Thank you Kuro-chin, you're the best."

Akashi looked over the members of his old team and nodded. "Alright, now we can leave. Get your bags, the last train to my prefecture leaves in thirty seconds."

The group stared at their leader for a second, and then all of them rushed to grab their bags and dashed into the station, running for their train.

It took at least six minutes to walk from the entrance of the station to the train itself, so they would have to run for their lives.

"I- can't- run!"

Momoi wasn't a basketball player, not like the boys in the group were anyway. She was wearing slight heels and running wasn't really a good idea, especially not with the weight on her chest holding her down.

Aomine groaned, "Stupid woman!" He tossed his and Momoi's bags to Midorima and Kise, and grabbed her by the waist and tossed her over his shoulder.

She yelped and held on tightly as her friend carried her to the train platform.

They boarded the train and found their seats, throwing all of their bags onto other surrounding seats because they wanted to isolate the area around them, and also there weren't that many members of the public anyway.

Akashi wasn't winded at all, he sat stoically without breathing heavily. Murasakibara wasn't bothered by the sprint either, he just continued eating his chips. To be honest, no one except Momoi and Kuroko were breathing heavily.

Kuroko wasn't panting, but he was breathing heavily. He did have some stamina, though not as much as, say, Akashi or Aomine.

"Aominecchi picked up Momoicchi as if she was a princess!" Kise gushed as Momoi went bright red.

She turned her head to the side as Aomine rolled his eyes, "That means Dai-chan actually did something gentlemanly for once!"

"You were slowing us all down." Aomine drawled, making sure he didn't mention that his former shadow was also slowing them down, otherwise he would suffer from a jab to the stomach.

Murasakibara looked from Momoi to Aomine, to Momoi and Aomine, then to his hands. "I want to pick someone up too."

Everyone looked at him for a second and then either ignored him or pretended they didn't look in the first place.

Murasakibara looked at the other members of the Generation of Miracles quietly.

'I might hurt Momo-chin. Kise-chin would be too loud. Mine-chin is too heavy, so is Mido-chin. Aka-chin would stab me with his scissors.' He thought. 'So that only leaves...'

His eyes rested on the pale bluenette and he suddenly grabbed the boy, who let out a surprised yelp but didn't struggle as Murasakibara lifted him up with ease with both hands. It was like something out of The Lion King, Murasakibara was Rafiki and Kuroko was young Simba.

"Put me down." Kuroko said blankly.

"What the fuck Murasakibara." Aomine muttered.

Kise grinned, "Kurokocchi is a princess!"

The purple-haired male tilted his head, "Kuro-chin is so light, have you been eating properly?"

"Don't hurt Tetsu-kun!" Momoi chided.

"Murasakibara..." Midorima nervously glanced at the giant and then at the boy who was still in the air.

"Gently put Tetsuya down, Atsushi." Akashi ordered.

Murasakibara frowned, and dropped the pale bluenette onto his lap and wrapped his arms around him, as if he were a teddy bear. "No." They all stared at him, Akashi narrowed his eyes and although Murasakibara shivered, he wrapped his hands tighter around Kuroko and denied letting him go again. "Yadda."

"Are you disobeying my orders, Atsushi?" Akashi questioned with a raised eyebrow.

Murasakibara buried his head in Kuroko's shoulder, "I don't want to let him go. He's tiny, I want to crush him, but I won't crush him. Yadda! Yadda! Yadda!"

"Alright, Murasakibara-kun." The boy held hostage spoke in a calm voice. "I'll stay here, just loosen your arms a little bit, please."

Murasakibara released his grip on the boy and smiled when he didn't stand and walk back to his seat.

"Is it not uncomfortable, Tetsuya?" Akashi asked.

"Is it not weird, shouldn't you be asking?" Aomine mumbled.

"What is this situation..." Midorima muttered to himself. It was definitely an odd sight to see, a smaller blue-haired boy in the lap of a giant purple-haired male. Although, other people may not even notice Kuroko, to be honest.

Kise pouted, "I want to have Kurokocchi in my lap too!" He whined. "It's not fair that an overgrown child can hold Kurokocchi!" He slapped his hands on the arm rests. He then grinned at Kuroko, "What do you say, Kurokocchi? Wanna come over to me-ssu?"

Kuroko stared at him while Murasakibara pulled him in tighter, glaring at Kise. "No." Kuroko said.

"Ehhh??? Why?!"

"Because Kise-kun is weird." Kuroko answered simply.

While Kise cried, there was one member of the Generation of Miracles who was silently just staring at the bluenette in Murasakibara's lap. He pursed his lips.

"Tetsuya."

Akashi's commanding voice made everyone stop their conversations and look curiously over to their old captain.

"Yes, Akashi-kun?" Kuroko replied.

Akashi elegantly swung one leg over his other one, "Sit on my lap."

Everyone was silent for a moment, until Murasakibara clasped his hands around Kuroko's small body and didn't let him go. "Yadda!"

"No way, Akashicchi!" Kise burst out and put his hands in an X motion.

Midorima blinked, "Akashi, I don't really think it's a good idea for Kuroko to sit on your lap..."

Tilting his head, Akashi questioned, "Why not?"

"Because you'll kill Tetsu-kun!" Momoi spluttered.

Aomine nodded, "I'm scared for his life." He looked down, "Akashi's going crazy, he's going crazy..."

"I don't want to let Kuro-chin go!" Murasakibara whined, he was ignored and everyone was instead just trying to convince Akashi out of getting Kuroko to sit on his lap.

Akashi raised an eyebrow, "What is the issue?" He honestly didn't understand why they were against it so much, Kuroko was sitting on Murasakibara's lap, why couldn't he sit on his?

"You're scary!" Kise yelled, waving his hands around.

Akashi rolled his eyes, "I'm not going to kill Tetsuya." He looked over at the male in question. "Tetsuya, come here."

Kuroko shook his head.

"Are you disobeying me?"

All of the members of the Generation of Miracles shivered and looked over at Kuroko.

'I apologise, Kuroko, you will die today.' Midorima thought.

'Sorry Kurokocchi!' Kise prayed to kami that his ex-mentor wouldn't die.

'Damn, good luck, Tetsu.' Aomine thought.

Momoi sniffed, 'I'm sorry Tetsu-kun!!!'

Murasakibara just pouted and looked down.

Sighing, Kuroko stood up from the giant's lap, and strode over to Akashi. Standing above him, he looked at his lap and wondered, how would he do this?

Akashi grew impatient of the wait, and he pulled Kuroko on top of him and adjusted him so that he was sitting sideways, facing the rest of the miracles, and so he could see his face.

Kuroko squirmed under the attention and leaned back onto the wall of the train, trying not to move as to not annoy Akashi.

"Good job, Tetsuya." Akashi nodded.

The rest of the miracles let out a sigh of relief as their phantom sixth man didn't die.

Again, Midorima exhaled and muttered, "What is this situation...?"

Deciding to draw attention away from himself, Kuroko pulled out his phone and asked a question. "Minna, should we add Momoi-san to the group chat?"

Momoi quirked up when she heard her crush say her name, "Group chat?"

Midorima nodded, "That is a good idea."

Grinning, Kise said, "Yeah! She's part of us too! Let's add her-ssu!"

"Ugh," Aomine rolled her eyes, "She's already at my school, now she's on the group chat too?" Momoi slapped his head. "Oi!"

Murasakibara shrugged, not really caring.

Akashi nodded and took out his phone, he was admin of the group chat, so it was to be expected that he would add Momoi.

DING!

Momoi pulled out her phone and grinned, she had been added to the group chat! Simultaneously, as she started typing a message, everyone also took out their phones.

Momoi Satsuki (PinkHearts) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:53

Heyyyy guyssss!!!! :D

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:53

Hiii Momoicchi!!!

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:53

Hello.

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17: 54

'Ello

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:54

Hello, Momoi-san.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:54

We are all sitting across from each other, you know.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:54

Yoooooo~

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:54

Shut up carrot-head

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:55

BUUUURN

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:55

Ganguro.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:55

DOUBLE BURRRRRN

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:55

STFU STUPID MODEL (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 04/09/15 17:56

_:('□'」 ∠):_

Momoi burst out into laughter, "Why wasn't I added earlier? This is hilarious!"

Kise continued crying at the fact that he was attacked.