Group Chat – Colours

Kagami was well aware that Kuroko was glued to his phone. Well, his new phone, since he threw the other one on solid concrete about a week ago for... an unknown reason.

The redhead was sitting with Kuroko around a table in Maji Burger, Kagami slowly chewing his piled up food in front of him while staring in confusion at Kuroko who clicked his tongue.

"Kagami-kun, tell me the truth." The bluenette pressed a couple of things on his phone and then turned the screen towards his basketball partner. "What colour is this dress?" He asked.

The dress that Kuroko had shown Kagami was slightly badly taken, but there was a distinct two-colour scheme. Kagami was beyond confused.

"I don't know much about female clothes, Kuroko." He started, shrugging, "But if you have that kind of hobby-"

"Please don't misunderstand, Kagami-kun." The phantom player deadpanned. "Just answer the question; what colour is the dress?" He repeated.

Once again, Kagami squinted at the photo, wondering if it was a trick question of sorts. Eventually, he sighed. "White and gold?"

Kuroko stared at him for a couple of second before withdrawing his phone from Kagami's view. He looked down at the screen himself and shook his head in disappointment. "I thought at least you would tell the truth."

Kagami scrunched up his face, "Haaahh?"

"It's so clearly black and blue, you should get your eyes checked." Kuroko continued.

"But its white and gold!" Kagami reasoned, balling up his fist.

"No it is not." Kuroko spoke calmly.

"What the hell do you mean 'it's not'?" Kagami questioned with an indignant expression.

Kuroko sighed, "Murasakibara-kun sent the GoM group chat this photo."

Kagami rolled his eyes, 'Of course, the group chat again.'

The bluenette continued, "He said that there was a lot of debate over the colour of this dress, some people say its black and blue, and some liars say its white and gold."

Kagami didn't miss what Kuroko stated, "I'm not a liar!"

"Which is what a liar would say."

Kagami's mouth was wide open in shock and irritation, he gritted his teeth and snatched the phone out of Kuroko's hand. "Well let's see what the other members of the Generation of Miracles are saying!" He opened the group chat and swiped to the start of the day.

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:01

Minaaa~ Look at this dress~ (picture attachment)

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:03

Hah? Why are u sending a pic of a dress?

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:03

It's ugly, it wouldn't even show a girls tits properly

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:04

You're so crude Aominecchi (；￣Д￣）

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:04

Indeed.

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:05

Ah, I have heard about the speculation about the colour of this dress; I'm interested in what everyone else sees.

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:05

Everyone, what colour do you believe this dress is?

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:06

It is blue and black, Akashi-kun.

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:06

What do you mean there is speculation about the colour of the dress?

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:07

WhaaA?!? It's white and gold though!

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:08

Kurokocchi, are your eyes alright???

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:08

What the fuck are u talking about Kise-baka? It's black ans blue duh

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:08

*and blue duh

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:09

It is white and gold.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:09

Are you sure we're looking at the same pic rn???

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:10

I believe so.

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:10

Ahh so we all see different colours as well~

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:11

What colour do you see Atsushi?

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:12

White and gold~

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:12

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:12

Interesting.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:13

Uwaaaaa how scary ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:14

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:14

Maybe a ghost is involved.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:15

Maybe this is something to do with the brain.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:15

OI TETSU! Shut up about ghosts!!!!!!!!!

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:16

Muro-chin sees black and blue too like Kuro-chin and Mine-chin.

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:16

Kise-chin, Mido-chin and me see white and gold~

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:16

The correct grammar is 'Kise-chin, Mido-chin and I', Atsushi.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:17

AKASHICCHI! What colour do YOU see?!

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:18

Yeahhhh whatever Akashi sees must be the real colour!

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:19

Would the Emperor Eye even work against a dress?

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:19

Akashi-kun is absolute after all.

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:20

Ehh Kuro-chin are you being sarcastic???

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:20

Who knows.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:20

Uwaaa Kurokocchi is making a joke! (」゜ロ゜)」

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:20

I never thought I'd see the day where Tetsu made a joke, so proud, soooo proud

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:21

I can make jokes.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:21

Haha.

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:22

What are you 'haha'ing at, Midorima-kun?

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:22

Oh, you were being serious?

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:22

BURRRRRNNNNNNNN ( ᐛ )و

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:23

TETSU JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNED

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:24

Don't bully Kuro-chin

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:24

Kise-kun, remember in Teikou when I took a photo of you in female clothes?

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:24

... AHhh... Yeah...? What about it????

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:24

I wonder what would happen if I email that photo to the local newspaper.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:25

KUROKOCCHI YOU WOULDN@T

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:25

Oh dayuummm Kise is getting blackmailedddd

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:25

Aomine-kun.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:26

It's your turn now, Aomine.

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:26

I wonder what a pile of burnt Horihata Mai magazines would look like.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:26

NAH FUCK YOU TETSU DON@T TOUCH MY PORN MAGS

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:27

Oh Aka-chin didn't burn them all when Mine-chin didn't go to practice?

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:27

I had a secret stash! And bought some more!

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:27

Is that so?

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:27

Oh fuck sake

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:28

Um moving on... Akashicchi, what colour is the dress??

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:28

Yes, what colour do you see Akashi?

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:29

Black and blue, of course.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:29

WHAT?!

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:29

Ah~ I need to go get my eyes checked then

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:30

Finally, Akashi-kun speaks the truth.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:30

Hm.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:30

Eyyyyyy Tetsu and I were righhttttttttt!!

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:31

Is there any way the Emperor Eye may have been defeated right now????

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:31

Do you doubt me, Ryouta?

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:31

NO AKASHICCHI NO I DON'T I SWEAR

Kuroko Tetsuya (PhantomMilkshakes) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:31

You dug your own grave, Kise-kun.

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:32

I am absolute.

Kagami rolled his eyes and sighed. He expected the homicidal maniac of a Teikou and Rakuzan captain to end the conversation with his most famous line, 'I am absolute.'

"So as you can see, Kagami-kun, the dress is black and blue." Kuroko spoke evenly.

Kagami raised his ridiculous eyebrows, "Just because the midget says its black and blue, doesn't make it black and blue." The phone then, just as he finished speaking, made a DING noise. Kagami looked down at it.

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 16/08/15 17:54

Taiga, are you questioning me?

Kagami gulped, and bit his lip. 'Damn it.'

Kuroko just plastered a small smirk on his face.