Heyya! This is a new CRACK story that I have made, it just came to be when I was talking to my friends on our Group Chat and then I wondered what it would be like if the Generation of Miracles had a group chat too.

Because some of the stuff that I have written actually happened with me and my friends. So... remember @xXfRoSt_AnD_FlaMeXx ??? Damn I ruined your life that day. XD.

And... this is what happened...

Hope you enjoy!

~Wolfie

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Chat 1 - Love and Life

Kuroko stared at his phone and calmly put his vanilla milkshake to the side of the table.

It was definitely a good thing that the Generation of Miracles had... made-up, so to say, after the Winter Cup. But because of that, they had decided to make a group chat and gain each other's phone numbers like they used to (not like Akashi didn't already have them, he was the one who gave the rest each person's phone number.)

They even made him personalise their names on his mobile... If anyone looked at his phone, they would be shocked and probably a bit confused.

But once this group chat was created, it was like they had reduced into children; the constant texts that Kuroko received on his phone was starting to drive him insane. It took a while for him to understand when Kagami looked at him with an incredulous look after Kuroko threw his phone at the wall (which miraculously didn't break his phone) and told him slowly that he could simply mute the group chat.

Of course, why had he not thought about it before?

Now he didn't have to constantly check his messages or switch his whole phone on silent, he just didn't have to tangle himself up with that noisy group chat.

He regularly checked the group chat, which was strangely called 'The Rainbow Road', courtesy of Kise and his never-ending marathons of Mario Cart, before Murasakibara changed it to 'Pancakes', then Aomine changed it '50 Shades of Pancakes', before finally Akashi changed it to 'Generation of Miracles' - which was simple, but a little bland, in Kuroko's opinion.

It was as if he was practically glued to his phone, even though he didn't allow the notifications to be seen or heard, he did check what his former teammates said a lot:

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:35

OH MY KAMI GUYS I THINK I'VE SEEN HELL

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:36

Ugh what is it Kise??? (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:36

If it is something trivial, I will throw a knife at you. And a pair of scissors.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:37

... Kise, what did you see? (;¬_¬)

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:37

Aka-chin ( ≧Д≦) I'm hungry.....

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:38

WAHHH IM SORRY BUT ITS SO BAD _:('□'」 ∠):_

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:38

Firstly; Atsushi, I suggest you ask Tatsuya to buy you something, and secondly, Ryouta, tell us what happened.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:39

Now.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:39

Right NOW!

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:40

Ahhh~ Aka-chin, Tatsuya said he's gonna get me something noww arigatouuu

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:40

No problem Atsushi, but next time, have money with you so you can buy your own.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:41

It's this... htxxs://xxw.yoxxube.comxxatch?v=axxA9Axxx0o

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:41

Okay I'm going to watch it now.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:42

PLEASE DOn'T KILL MEE AFTER THISS

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:42

Same, im gonna watch it

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:44

I'm watching it~ But I don't get it....

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:44

Ryouta. How dare you.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:45

I don't see WAIT WHAT

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:45

KISE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:45

... Kise-chin...

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:46

Ryouta, why have you defiled my eyes.

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:46

I TOLD YOU THAT IT WAS BAD

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:46

WHY THE FUCK IS SHREK DOING THAT TO A FUCKING CHILD WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:47

Kise, I despise you

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:47

I'M SORRY BUT YOU ASKED

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:48

Why would you show me this...?

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:48

You despicable human.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:48

I DON@T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS NOT ILLEGAL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Kise Ryouta (ShiningStar) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:49

I TOLD YOU IT WAS HELL

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:49

I FUCKING HATE YOU

Murasakibara Atsushi (CandyAddict) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:49

I don't like Kise-chin right now

Akashi Seijuro (HisRoyalHighness) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:50

I am going to tell your coach to QUADRIPLE your training menu for the next 12 MONTHS

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:50

I hope you get cursed.

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:51

Also

Midorima Shintarou (MeganeCarrotTop) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:51

I hate you.

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:52

DIE

Aomine Daiki (DarkBlueLight) POST DATE: 30/06/15 18:52

STUPID MODEL IDIOT

Kuroko raised his eyebrows at the strange messages he had on his phone, it seemed that Kise had shown the rest of the Generation of Miracles a video on YouTube about... Shrek? Which was somehow... bad?

The phantom player looked around him and shrugged, scrolling up to the top and pressing his pale thumb on the link.

It was called: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Kuroko, in silence, watched the video, not understanding what was so bad about it, and what made everyone freak out and shout death threats at Kise.

Until, of course...

'I feel something touch me... It's Shrek.'

'Okay, a bit weird.' Kuroko thought.

'He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees.'

Kuroko blinked and furrowed his brows, 'Wait, what is this video-'

'I spread my-'

His eyes widened, 'Wait NO WAIT-'

'He penetrates my-'

'HOW DO I TURN THIS OFF? WHAT THE HELL?!'

'It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek.'

He started slapping the phone and searching it, 'WHERE IS THE MUTE BUTTON? WHY CAN'T I TURN THIS OFF?!'

'I push against his-'

Kuroko raised his hand, extended his arm and threw his phone as far as he could away from him and flinched when it landed loudly and smashed on the hard concrete a couple of yards away from him.

"Nope." He shook his head, "I refuse."

"... What the hell Kuroko?" The said bluenette turned his head and faced his light, Kagami. "You alright?"

"No." Kuroko replied.

With a grimace, he plucked Kagami's phone from his hand and typed in Kise's phone number, which he had memorised for occasions such as this, and held the phone up to his ear.

BEEP BEEP. BEEP BEEP. BEEP BEEP. BEE-

"Hello? Kise here!"

"Kise."

"Oh! Hey Kurokocchi! What's up?"

"I wanted to tell you something."

"Whaa?? What is it Kurokocchi?"

"I HATE YOU!"

"EHHHH??????"