(im moodie trash right now so this chapter is moodie lol sorry) 

maxwell: OKAY ANNOUNCEMENT TIME

maxwell: I AM A DEMIBOY USE HE/THEY PRONOUNS THANK U

steven: alright baby boy

jenna mclesbian: we are so proud of you!!

lynn rifle: we got u son

ale(sbian)xa: love u son

taylor jardead: wow i love my son

maxwell: (': love u guys

maxwell has been removed from the group

steven: guys help 

ryro ross: whwhat

beebo urine: whatw

ale(sbian)xa: nice brendon and ryan are fucking

lynn rifle: throwback to senior year when they would fuck all the time while talking in the chat

steven: DAMMIT GUYS HELP

ale(sbian)xa: what

spencer shay from icarly: what

gee way: what

john boy: what

justin mountain: kellin and dan are still fighting and megan is trying to break them up because theyre actually full on fighting so ill say what four times for all four of us

justin mountain: what

justin mountain: what

justin mountain: what

justin mountain: what

gabe the babe: kys justin

gabe the babe: also what

mikey h*cking way: what

my nudes leaked wentz: what

steven: GOD DAMMIT GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS

lynn rifle: THEN TELL US DAMMIT

steven: im so fucking in love with max i wanna fucking die he's the best thing that ever happened to me

patrick tree: wow my otp

steven: this is serious patrick shut

steven: im thinking about popping the big question thing

ale(sbian)xa: holy shit ur gonna ask him to be your slave

lynn rifle: *sex slave

steven: FUCK OFF MOMS

taylor jardead: i thought jenna and i were your moms 

jenna mclesbian: cheating on us,,,

ryro ross: hi we're back i see steven being very gay for max and i am pleased

ryro ross: my actual otp

steven: thanks ryan now back on the damn task 

steven: how do i ask them to marry me

beebo urine: 'i wanna put my dick in your ass for the rest of our lives'

dack jouglass: 'u know how we've been hanging out for a long time? i wanna keep doing that til one of us dies. put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement' 

dack jouglass: 'who's that guy coming over here?'

dack jouglass: 'thats a priest. making you swear to god you wont back out of this'

john boy: why u ripping off aziz ansari

dack jouglass: fuck off dad

steven: i

steven: those both might work