(fight me soph51100)

dan the man: u may remember me as gemini

dan the man: let me reintroduce myself

dan the man: i am no longer gemini

dan the man: my name is dan now

dan the man: @ dan howell fight me there can be only one

daniel: im probably a foot taller than u

dan the man: shut

dan the man: ill kick ur knees

beebo urine: update: dallon came back to the car as ryan and i were furiously making out in the back of it and he threw an egg at us

dallon weekend: i warned u

ryro ross: NO U DIDNT U WENT 'GET OFF HIM' AND THEN THREW AN EGG AT ME

spencer shay from icarly: egg fic

ryro ross: put an egg up my ass daddy

beebo urine: ,,,,,

beebo urine: bippoty boppity back the fuck up

ryro ross: U BASTARD

ryro ross: i still love u

beebo urine: i love you more

ryro ross: no i love you more

beebo urine: impossible because i love you the most

lynn rifle: ENOUGH

prince pretty: wow some gays

steven: me

prince pretty: wow its steven markowitz my actual daddy i love you
maxwell: find ur own man kiddo ill fuck u up

ya fave: im adding my real life daughter here

ya fave: warning: she may try to fight dan and phil

daniel: fuck

philip: frick

daniel: dammit phil

meme trash has joined the chat, invited by ya fave

ya fave: everyone meet my daughter

ya fave: introduce urself daughter

beebo urine: call them daddy meme trash

meme trash: no brendon i am a child of the lORD

meme trash: nah jk fuck that

meme trash: hi im sophia im spencer's daughter he is my dad i use she/her pronouns and im straight

jaime: HOKY SHIT ANOTHER STRAIGHT

angry grandpa: lmao turns out ur the only two straight people here as i have figured out i am bi as hell!!!

perry the platypus: haha dork

dan the man: DANIEL JAMES HOWELL FIGHT ME

daniel: I WILL NOT U ARE A TINY MAN BOY CHILD

dan the man: true

dan the man: maybe ill fight someone my own size

dan the man: KELLIN

kellin queer: what

dan the man: MEET ME AT THE PARK ON TWENTY-THIRD STREET SO WE CAN FIGHT

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: remember when i fought alex babinski at that park

kellin queer: FUCK YEAH

kellin queer: also alex shut up

justin mountain: KELLIN JUST RAN OUT OF OUR APARTMENT SCREAMING UM OKAY