ale(sbian)xa: UPDATE: LYNN IS OKAY

ale(sbian)xa: SHE HAS A CONCUSSION BUT SHES OKAY

ryro ross: LYNN KEEPS HURTING HERSELF WHAT THE FUCK

ale(sbian)xa: LYNN IS VERY TINY

ale(sbian)xa: SHE FITS IN THE PALM OF MY HAND I COULD THROW HER INTO THE SUN

ryro ross: PLEASE DONT THROW THE RYDEN CHILD INTO THE SUN

ale(sbian)xa: WE'RE LEAVING THE HOSPITAL NOW BUT SHES LIKE REALLY TIRED I HAVE TO CARRY HER

ale(sbian)xa: UPDATE I HAVE NO GAS IN MY CAR DOES SOMEONE WANNA COME PICK US UP OR BRING US SOME GAS

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: I WILL

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: I LIED IM IN MAINE WITH MY BAND TRYING TO FIND THE KID WHO STOLE JACK'S PHONE

zachary: I FOUND THEM I GOT JACK'S PHONE

zachary: THERES A NEW NUMBER IN IT AND THIS PERSON SENT ALEX'S NUDES TO THEIR PHONE ALEX BE PREPARED FOR YOUR NUDES TO LEAKED

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: I HAVE TO LEAVE THE INTERNET

jack barakitten: ALEX YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND

rian dangson: NO HES OUR BEST MEMBER

zachary: IM THE BEST MEMBER SHUT UP RIAN

ryro ross: ALEXA BRENDON AND I ARE ON OUR WAY WITH GAS

ale(sbian)xa: THATS FUCKING GAY