(while writing this i basically forgot what year i made it in the first fic but now its 2020 okay shhh i know what im doing. also everyone is happy in this au so its clear that donald trump aint president in this)

prince pretty: HI U MAY REMEMBER ME AS MARSHALL BUT DONT CALL ME THAT ANYMORE

window zane: CALL ME ZANE

ya fave: WINDOW PANE FUCK GO EAT A DICK ZANE

window zane: i already am

window zane: @ steven (;

steven: gay

maxwell: dammit zane

dallon weekend: claps

spencer 'no homo' smith: I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE CAN OF CHEDDAR PRINGLES AND NOW IM DYING

spencer 'no homo' smith: anyone wanna save me pls

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: its ur fault im praying for you tho

jack barakitten: THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE IM SUING

lynn 'ryden trash' gunn: WHAT HAPPENED

jack barakitten: IT IS 2020 IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I JUST HEARD WATCH ME BY SILENTO ON THE RADIO

jack barakitten: IM A FULL GROWN MAN TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE IM TRYING TO GROCERY SHOP FOR MY SPOUSE AND WATCH ME COMES ON AND ALL I HEARD IS

jack barakitten: YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: HE DROPPED A CARTON OF EGGS AND IMMEDIATELY BEGAN CRYING

zachary: WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE DAMN BUS WE NEED TO START THIS TOUR