(enjoy the ship i just recently became trash for because i read a bunch of smutty one shots about them) 

ryro ross: BRENDON AND I WERE OUT AND WE MET SOME GAY GUYS CAN WE ADD THEM

ryro ross: THEYRE ALSO LIKE KINDA REALLY FAMOUS ITS FUCKING GOOD SHIT

daniel: are they gay

beebo urine: WE MET THEM AND ONE WAS PINNING THE OTHER AGAINST THE WALL AND THEY WERE MAKING OUT I WAS LIKE

beebo urine: OH MY GOD WE NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS

ryro ross: IS THAT GAY ENOUGH FOR YOU

daniel: YES HOLY SHIT

ryro ross: I GOT THEIR KIKS HOLD ON

dom howard the dom has joined the chat, invited by ryro ross

philip: DAN JUST FELL OFF THE COUCH

matt hellamy has joined the chat, invited by ryro ross

daniel: PHIL JUST FELL OFF THE COUCH

hayley williams!!: THATS FUCKING GAY MAN

matt hellamy: we're gayer

ryro ross: BITCH WANNA FIGHT BRENDON AND I ARE GAYER 

beebo urine: battle of the bottoms

ryro ross: KYS

dom howard the dom: how'd you know matt is a bottom

ryro ross: 1) u literally pinned him against the wall in the middle of a crowded starbucks and sucked on his neck

beebo urine: also thats kinky as shit but ryan and i are kinkier

ryro ross: damn right

ryro ross: also 2) ur kik name is dom howard the dom so

philip: GUYS I THINK DAN DIED

philip: HES STILL BREATHING IM NO LONGER WORRIED

daniel: IM FIEN

daniel: IM ABOTUT TO CYRY BYT IM OKSAY

dom howard the dom: please calm ur arse

daniel: HES SO BRITISH

philip: YOURE BRITISH

daniel: FUCK OFF

lynn 'ryden trash' gunn: DAN I CANT TELL IF YOURE MUSE TRASH OR BELLDOM TRASH

daniel 'muse trash' howell: BOTH

lynn 'ryden trash' gunn: UR COPYING ME ILL FUCKING BURN UR HOUSE DOWN

philip: NO PLS WE HAVE A DAUGHTER

ale(sbian)xa: gay

(also if for some reason you didnt know matt and dom are from muse and belldom is really fucking gay i went to a muse concert last night and read belldom smut on the two hour long drive home okay shut up im lowkey trash)