ryro ross: it's new years eve

beebo urine: wanna go get drunk and scare people at the bar

ryro ross: hell yeah motherfucker

maxwell: hello my name is max and i am sUPER FUCKING GAY

steven: im super fucking gay for you

beebo urine: we know that you say that as if it's new information

steven: no like

steven: im really super fucking gay for you

steven: let's make something

steven: something just for us

maxwell: did you just ask me to make a sex tape with you

steven: in a way

ale(sbian)xa: that is the most romantic thing ive ever fucking heard

jack barakitten: i proposed over text and that's the most romantic thing you've ever heard im offended

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: we're still goals more than sex tape fucks

jack barakitten: true

trxye: connor just ordered a pizza while i laid in bed dying of cramps i love my bf

connor fanta: love you too babe

trxye: can u get me a baggy sweatshirt i dont wanna take off my binder but i will because im fuckign aching all over

connor fanta: i got u baby

ryro ross: holy shit my otp

dhane sawson: drew and i just deep fried a mini christmas tree because christmas is over now

ryro ross: i lied that's my otp

ryro ross: tattoo drane on my ass

lynn rifle: wait are max and steven actually gonna make a sex tape

maxwell: (;

lynn rifle: IMMA TAKE THAT AS A YES THATS OFFENSIVE I LOVE MY OTP