A/N: I felt so insulted and angry when someone messaged me and badmouthed my Philippine fanfics. You know who YOU are. I feel so downgraded that I just... I think might discontinue this story or delete both my Philippine Hetalia fanfics... Even if I worked hard for it. I don't even know where the hate factor is in my Philippine fanfics. I almost quitted writing, I stopped for half a year but came back because I missed writing my imaginations. I think I might really stop. Sorry for the inconvenience. This just might be the last chapter, I really don't know what to do guys.

Philippines went to Europe, wanting to have a vacation once in a while. Even though she went and visited almost ever country.

There are a lot of OFWs around the world. Overseas Filipino Workers can be mostly seen in United States of America, Saudi Arabia, Malaysia, United Arab Emirates, Canada, Australia, Italy, United Kingdom, Qatar, Singapore and many more.

She visited England first, wanting to thank him for plenty of things. Humming in New York, she brought out her phone and started doing selfies. Selfies of her with Big Ben, guards, and some other landmarks.

"Philippines?!" That sounded like Tea Man.

"Ah! Hi Tea Man!" Philippines found his location and yelled, waving and smiling from afar.

The Relation of Philippines and United Kingdom are cordial, meaning friendly.

The people turned to look at England. Philippines called him "Tea Man".

Turning red, England rushed and shushed her. "Don't call me that ever again! Last time, you called me Mother Father Gentleman. Where do you get those names?!" He whisper shouted.

"I don't know. It just pops into my brain." Philippines told him. Raising her phone, England already know what she wants.

Since England also likes taking selfies, he allowed Philippines to take selfies together for a few minutes. Since Manchester, England is 7th when it comes to most selfies.

"I still salute you for being the selfie capital of the world." England smirks.

"Is this still about America? But you're right though. I feel so happy that I beat him in something." Philippines placed her hands on her hips, prideful. She felt like bragging now.

"Kidding aside, what brings you here to my place? I don't remember calling you to work here." England points out. "Or are you looking for work?"

"Not this time. I just wanted to visit Europe and go away from the tension in my place." Philippines sweatdropped. Every week, someone would fight or argue.

"Oh. I see. When did you arrive?"

"Just an hour ago."

"I'm the first you visited?"

"Yup."

England felt proud as well. A country chose to visit him than the rest of the european countries.

"Stop your imaginations of being someone great. America beat you to it." Philippines snickered as England glared.

Sitting on a nearby bench, a flock of pigeons flew and landed not too far away. Philippines took some pictures of the birds, then takes selfies. England sweated at the sight.

No wonder she is the selfie capital.

A moment of silence filled the air. Both of them stare at the people passing, pigeons flying, music playing, and guards guarding.

"Hey Art, thank you for everything." Philippines said. It startled England. She was suddenly thanking him and he doesn't know why.

"For what? I didn't do anything."

"You know, for being the european country that visits me the most. Then there's that time when typhoon Haiyan... And you provided so much humanitarian aid, and it made you the largest single donor. Also, you my friend... are one of my largest trading partner." Philippines smiles at him, feeling so much gratitude.

"Why are you suddenly saying all of these things?" England turns red again, looking away.

"We asians are like this! And being a Filipino, we really like to show our gratitude to someone." Philippines explained.

"I noticed." England sighs and looks at a far distance. Philippines did the same.

It was silence once again. England was starting to like the peace until Philippines ruined it.

"Selfie please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Why?"

"It's enough selfies for today."

"But I'll be leaving UK the day after tomorrow. I also want to visit Scotland, and your other brothers."

"Fine."

With England giving in, Philippines took more selfies with him. They went around his place and took pictures.

When Philippines was about to take a selfie with England, she halted and took a good look at him at her phone's screen. His smile made him look more decent. The first time she met him, England was a pirate who stole everything.

England smiles for the last time. "Too bad... we can't be friends."

Those words were painful to Philippines during that time. But looking at themselves right now, it was irony. They're friends, and they enjoy each other's company.

"What's stopping you? It's been a minute. Did you finally notice that you're so short?" England laughs, laughing at his own joke.

Philippines' head turned to him, and she was glaring. Her right arm was raised and she clenched her fists, she tightened her fist and England could see that.

"Want to end up like your fellow Ricky Hatton? The only difference is that I'll win in the first round." Her voice and tone could match Belarus, and it was scary!

If there's one thing England learned today, it would be this experience. Don't call filipinos short, or anyone at all! Especially asians.

"If you want to call me short, I will call you a woman." Philippines wanted to calm herself.

"Woman?"

"England, look at yourself! No muscle, no ass, skinny legs, floppy arms, no shape at all. Your body figure resembles a woman more than a man."

England's eyes largened and he felt insulted. "At least I'll be more of a lady than you'll ever be!"

Philippines gasp, feeling insulted as well. She felt like laughing though. "You just admitted that you are a woman! I wish I recorded that!"

"No! I didn't mean it like- It was supposed to be- It was just a- Bloody hell nevermind!" England crosses his arms, then massages his temples.

"Art, wanna watch Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them on november?" Philippines offered. She already started to fangirl because it is a spin-off to Harry Potter. She also knows that England loved the series so much.

"I'll think about it. You're noisy in the cinema."

"Manny Pacquiao VS Ricky Hatton 2. Want that to happen right now?"

P.S. Happy April Fools Day.

Hahahaha! No one really messaged me about badmouthing my stories. None of it is true, except for one part... I really quitted Wattpad for half a year and came back. Hahaha. Well, happy April Fools Day! Even if we Filipinos don't celebrate or believe in that tradition.