It was a few weeks later and Graystripe was definitely wanting to go back home. It was all he could do too not say "floaties" and the lack of waffles and annoying amount of almond croissants was particularly irritating. And of course they still wouldn't let him go to ANY gatherings! So here he was alone without even his own kits for company. The only cats here were two queens he didn't know and the possibly insane kittens who kept the floatie fire burning.
"HI!"
Greystripe screamed. A blue and yellow she-cat suddenly appeared sitting next to Greystipe her cyan eyes fixed on him.

"Who ARE YOU?!" Greystripe yelped.

"I am ALMOND CROISSANT!!" the cat announced dramatically. "I AM THE PROTECTER AND GOD OF RIVERCLAN!!!! I AM THE FOOD THAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE!! I AM THE BLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH YOUR VEINS!!! I AM THE INVINCIBLE ALMIGHTY BEING OF PURE POWER!! But you can call me Olly!"

"O-okay!" Greystripe squeaked.

Then he stopped and looked at her.

"Hey! Wait a minute! You're not canon!" he said.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh................." said Olly awkwardly.

She stared at Greystripe for about 20 minutes before continuing abruptly.

"GREYSTRIPE!!" she announced loudly and quickly."In two days there will be a cat sniffing that big tree over there," she gestured to something behind Greystripe. "I want you to go over there in two days and beat the living Dark Forest out of him! Ok!"

"But why?" asked Greystripe.

"DO NOT QUESTION MY WORD TINY MORTAL!!!!" she roared, suddenly growing twice her size so she cowered over the grey tabby.

"OK! Ok! I'll do it! I'll do it! Yeesh!" he said quickly waving his paws.

"Oh good!" she smiled, shrinking back to her normal size she suddenly grew tiny angel wings and a golden halo appeared above her head.

Greystripe breathed a sigh of relief.

"But just remember if you fail to do this task, I will destroy you!" she smiled sweetly and disappeared into thin air.

Greystripe stared at the ground in shock.

Fishsomethingorother peaked her head out the nursery. "Who the fish was that!"