A/N Hey guys! I hope you are proud of me. I managed to get a whole episode out in a span of three days. If this keeps up I'll be able to get the whole season up in less than a month! But alas, good things don't last long. JK. I'll probably use the whole time in the car driving to Texas writing. Oh yeah, did you know I'm moving to Texas? I wonder if you guys are there. I'm rambling. Also, Wings owns the name Pleasure and Sophora owns the picture above.

Episode 2: The Psychic

Mabel was lounging on the sofa when Dipper came barreling into the living room. "Mabel, Mabel! Look at this!" He immediately caught everyone in the room's attention. "What is it, Dipstick?" Robbie asked curiously.

It was a poster with an eerily familiar crescent with an eye in the middle. It was above a poster of a psychic. It read, 'Come one, come all to the Tent Of Telepathy's very own Pacifica Pleasure returning to Gravity Rises for the first time since her debut!' How they managed to fit that is beyond Mabel.

"A psychic?" Mabel asked, disbelief laced her voice. Right then is when Ford cut in. "No way, no where, no how! I am not letting my niece and nephew to go and see a fake psychic! You aren't going to catch me dead there!" He scoffed and walked out of the room, grumbling about how psychics were stupid.

Turning to Mabel, Dipper was grinning like an idiot. Giving a suspicious look, Mabel said, "What are you doing?" Dipper let out a malicious laugh. "I think we may have found a loop hole."

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Mabel groaned, not believing Melody agreed to this. She was actually in the line with her brother and chaperone on her way to see a probably fake psychic.

"Are ya okay, kid?" Melody asked cheerfully. Giving a dubious glare, Mabel answered, "How did I get dragged into this?" Melody chuckled at this, sending Dipper into another fit of laughter. "'Cause you love me!"

Sending another swift glare, Mabel found herself reevaluating her choices. Finally making it up to the booth, Melody got their tickets and they all walked into the building.

Upon sitting down they chatted with the other townsfolk until the lights dimmed, signaling the start of the show. Immediately a hush graced most of the town of Gravity Rises that presided there.

Then a purple light and smoke appeared on stage. Suddenly, as if from thin air, Pacifica Pleasure appeared on-stage.



Mabel, rolled her eyes, knowing full well the secret behind that magic trick. It was the oldest trick in the book! But the dim part of Gravity Rises, AKA three fourths of the population, ooed and awed at the simple trick, including Dipper and Melody.

Mabel face-palmed. These people weren't the brightest. "Welcome to the Tent of Telepathy! I'm your resident psychic, Pacifica Pleasure!" Applause raged and Pacifica waited for it to dies down before continuing.

"I was born here, just like you, and haven't been here for seven years! Seven! Now enough about me, let's talk about you!" Looking around, Pacifica's eyes landed on Fast Susan.

"Aha! Fast Susan! The secret ingredient in your famous soup is.... Broccoli!" The crowd gasped, looking around at Fast Susan. "How did she know that?" She asked in her annoyingly nasally voice.

Mabel rolled her eyes again. She knew full well how psychic shows are laced with informants and bugs throughout the crowd. But for a second, just a second, Mabel thought Pacifica caught her eye, giving Mabel a scrutinizing stare as if she couldn't figure something out.

After a couple of songs and questions Pacifica 'disappeared' off stage. "Wow! That was so cool! I wonder what else she can do!" Mabel rolled her eyes at her brother's ignorance as they walked out the door.

"Those trucks were so take! I could see right through her with every move she made." Mabel said. Suddenly, Dipper started poking her. "Ah! Dipper!" She cried in agony.

Then to get her revenge Mabel started poking him back, until eventually it became a giggling fest as they walked back with Melody. But what they didn't know was that someone else was staring at them from her trailer.

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"Why couldn't I read them?!" Pacifica Pleasure screamed, currently throwing the tantrum she threw when things didn't go her way. "Pacifica," her mother started, "we need to calm down and figure out what happened. Go ask that friend of yours. He might know."

Breathing in and out Pacifica stopped trying to kill everyone, realizing that would just ruin her perfect makeup and hair. "Gideon is not my friend. He is just my..." She shuddered, "accomplice."

Straightening up, she said, "But I will go check in with him. I haven't seen him in a while and I have no leads as to what is going on." She shuddered at the thought of seeing his smirking face again. This was not something Pacifica was going to enjoy.

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Gideon was lounging on his sofa, reading the Journal when a servant came in. "Someone is requesting your presence." Looking up from the Journal, he asked, "Who is it?"

The servant sucked in a breath. "Pacifica Pleasure." Looking back a t the servant, his eyes wide with shock, Gideon quickly regained his composure. "Let her in." He said simply.

Upon the servant opening the door came in the prissy girl known as Pacifica Pleasure, with her head of hair and ridiculous dress. "Pacifica." Gideon made a motion for the servant to leave.

"Gideon. It's a pleasure to see you again." She said the words as if she was choking on them. But Gideon got straight to the point. "Okay, Pleasure, what do you want?" He asked bitterly.

Letting out a sigh of relief that she didn't have to hold up her charade anymore, Pacifica replied. "I need you to help me find out the mystery of the Pines twins."

A/N Hey guys! So I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! I have nothing to say but Rot-13.

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