A/N: Welcome to lucky 7 lets get started. This was suggested by FireFox5001.

It has been 4 weeks since Bill came back to Gravity Falls and even revealed he has a daughter.

Right now they were in the forest in a tree which houses a very roomy penthouse for the daddy-daughter team. (Force perspective much?)

Bill was taking a sip of a clear liquid only to spit it out a second later.

"THIS IS DISGUSTING. HOW IS THIS MADE OF HUMANS?" Bill asked himself.

Bill picks up the bottle of the liquid and reads it, "Water".(By the way a human body is mostly water, wait a second look at the picture below)

(Now that's something to think about okay back to the story)

Just then Jill came Into the room.

"HOW'S MY FAVORITE HELLSPON?" Bill asked

"DAD, STOP CALLING ME THAT I'M NOT A KID," said Jill.

"YOUR 500 YEARS OLD, THAT'S TECHNICALLY 5 IN HUMAN YEARS SO YOU ARE A LITTERAL DEMON CHILD," said Bill.

"WHATEVER!" said Jill.

"OH COME ON DON'T GIVE DADDY THE LONG FACE," said Bill, "AND JUST LIKE THAT I REMEMBER WHY THE REST OF THE FAMILY NO LONGER EXIST."

"BY THE WAY WEIRD QUESTION, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY MOTHER?" Jill asked.

"NOTHING, TURNS OUT YOUR MOTHER, PYRONICA, WANTED TO EAT YOU, NO JOKE AND I HAVE A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR," said Bill.

"NOW THAT MAKES SENSE," said Jill.

"NO KIDDING," said Bill.

*Awkward Silence*

"ANYWAYS WHATS THE PLAN FOR ENSLAVING THESE ONE LIFESPAN MEAT PUPPETS?" Jill asked.

"WELL WE CAN'T DO MY WEIRDMAGEDON ANYMORE BECAUSE THE INTERDEMSIONAL RIFT IS PRACTICALLY NO MORE," said Bill, "AND I CAN'T CREATE A PORTAL LARGE ENOUGH TO LET ALL MY MINIONS OUT."

"LIKE UNCLE 8 BALL?" Jill asked.

"ECXACTLY!" said Bill.

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO DAD?" Jill asked.

Bill starts thinking.

"LOOKS LIKE WERE GOING TO DO WHAT I DID BACK IN THE OTHER DIMENSION," said Bill.

Two hours later. (Could we move it along I'm all out of time cards)

Jason, Arianna, and Sammy are having some ice cream cones in the town park.

"Thank goodness I got the white chocolate, raspberry, almond, cheesecake flavor," said Arianna.

"It's good isn't it?" Jason asked.

"I think I want to be buried in it when I die," said Arianna.

Just then a tree starts growing tentacles.

"What the heck?" Jason asked.

"Is there a radioactive plant near here?" Sammy asked. 

"And if there is it would really explain why I had the birth defect for 12½ years," said Arianna.

A tentacle then gets closer then grabs Jason by the ankle and starts swinging him around then flings him into a tree.

"I think I now have Dain Bramage," said Jason, "♪I GAVE MY LOVE A TURDUCKEN IT HAD 9 BUTTS♪"

"How can that thing damage something he doesn't have?" Sammy asked.

"Don't pick on my boyfriend," said Arianna.

Just then Bill and Jill's laughter can be heard.

Then like that they appear.

"WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T LITTLE LLAMA TREE," said Bill.

"Llama tree?" Sammy asked.

Arianna shrugs.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND EXTRA DUMB?" Jill asked.

Bill just glares.

"THIS ISN'T HOW I RAISED YOU," said Bill.

Bill turns back to the girls.

Bill says, "Face it kid there is no way you can get rid of that thing even if...."

Bill was interrupted when the tree falls on him and Jill.

The girls see Manly Dan with an axe. (BTW his hair turned from red to grey just to let you know)

"I chop what I don't understand," said Manly Dan.

"LETS GET OUT OF HERE DAD," said Jill, "TODAY'S MOT OUR DAY."

"GOOD IDEA SWEETHEART!" said Bill.

Bill and Jill disappear.

Just then Jason comes up to the girls.

"Well I'll be a baby bicycle fart giraffe," said Jason.

"Okay time for the hospital for you," said Arianna.

A/N: This was an odd chapter wasn't it? Bu hey at least we know who is Jill's mother. Okay if you got a suggestion for a future chapter post it in the comments and I'll see yah next time.