Chapter 29: Finale Parts 3 of 4
A/N: Second to last chapter. Also flashbacks t sock opera. Lets get started.
"With Stanley Gone, we're hopeless," said Ford.
"Think again sixer!"
Everyone looks at Jackson only to hear Stan's voice coming from him.
"Jackson this is no time to play tricks," said Mabel.
"Mabel it's really me, I got into you husband's body," said Stan.
"If your really my Grunkle Stan then prove it," said Mabel.
Stan scratches his butt and burps.
"That's Stan," said Ford.
"Where's Jackson's consciousness?" Dipper asked.
"Don't worry he's floating up there, sleeping," said Stan.
Jackson's consciousness is seen sleeping.
"No mommy I don't wanna go to school," said Jackson.
"Well it's a good thing you took over his body," said Ford, "Cause it's impossible to complete it with a ghost."
"I can still hit you, yah know," said Stan.
Everyone aligns up with the zodiac.
"Wait what about us?' Amelia asked.
"Oh right," said Arianna.
Arianna opens her book to the new zodiac page to show 7 symbols: a snowflake❄, a game controller🎮, a spider🐜(That's an ant I know I don't have a spider emoji), a strong arm💪, a musical scale🎼, a graduation hat🎓, and finally a llama tree in a double wide box(obviously I don't have an emoji for that but the picture above will explain what it looks like).
"Elsa you're the snowflake," said Arianna.
"I really hate the idea that my parents are frozen fans," said Elsa.
"Parker you're the game controller stand next to Elsa," said Arianna.
Parker walks up to Elsa.
"Why don't you dump my cousin for a real man?" Parker asked.
"Sorry I don't date guys with a Seven o'clock curfew," said Elsa.
"Dangit!" said Parker.
"Zach, you're the spider," said Arianna, "Stand next to Parker."
Zack walks up to Parker.
"Sammy you're the strong arm," said Arianna, "Cause you're the strongest girl I know."
"Yeah I don't need nobody," said Sammy.
"What am I chopped liver?" Zach asked.
"Let me finish, nobody but my boo," said Sammy.
"Okay, Amelia you're the musical scale," said Arianna.
"Obviously," said Amelia.
"Jason your the grad cap, cause you are the smartest guy I know," said Arianna.
"Well yeah, everyone at our class are idiots," said Jason.
"It can't be that bad," said Tyrone.
"The quarter back asked me what an apple is made of," said Jason.
"I stand corrected," said Tyrone.
"And lastly Tyrone and I are the last one," said Arianna.
"What a double zodiac?" Amelia asked.
"Actually legend did tell of one," said Ford, "Wouldn't be surprised if t was you two."
Arianna and Tyrone look at each other.
"Ready to take down a couple of demons big brother?" Arianna asked while holding her hand out.
Tyrone grabs Arianna's hand.
"Lets do this baby sister," said Tyrone.
Everyone starts holding their hands until everyone starts glowing blue.
Then, 2 giant blue beams of light shoot up into the sky.
Meanwhile.
"MAN I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN INTO THE FATHER DAUGHTER BUSINESS A LONG TIME AGO!" said Bill.
"YOU SAID IT DADDY-OH!" said Jill.
Just then they hear a rumble. They look down to see the blue beams of light aiming after them.
"THAT'S IT IF WE REGENERATE, WERE GOING TO BECOME NICER DEMONS," said Jill.
"ACTUALLY WE'LL BE DEAD THIS TIME..........RRRUUUUUNNNNN!" said Bill.
Bill grabs Jill and starts flying away from the beams of light.
"HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET THE FRICKING ZODIAC?" Bill asked.
"CAUSE YOUR OLD," said Jill.
"I CAN STILL GROUND YOU YAH KNOW!" said Bill.
The beam is getting closer.
"DADDY I'M SCARED!" said Jill.
"SO AM I, DON'T YOU SEE THE LIQUID COMING FROM UNDER ME?" Bill asked.
"GROSS!" said Jill.
Just then the beam hit them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" said Bill and Jill.
Everyone looks up to see the star gone but Bill and Jill fall to the ground.
"What the heck?" Dipper asked.
"Lets go check it out," said Pacifica.
Just then Mabel started screaming.
"My water just broke," said Mabel.
"I'll be with Mabel," said Wendy, "You go check out what's going on."
"Are you sure?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah I helped deliver a baby on a train in Portland, I know what to do," said Wendy.
Everyone else ran to where Bill and Jill fell.
When they got there they see their triangular bodies went from yellow to blue.
"Bill?" Ford asked.
Bill and Jill then wake up.
"Ugh, what happened?" Bill asked.
"Daddy why are the human's on the wheel staring at us?" Jill asked.
Ford noticed them and realizes something.
"So that's what the zodiacs are for," said Ford, "It takes the weirdness out of them."
"Stanford Filbrick Pines is that you?" Bill asked.
Bill and Jill stand up. Bill then looks at his arms and notices the change of color.
"You've cured us," said Bill, "We were infected with some weird disease that made us what we were."
"So you hated being weird?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah it made us into mean people," said Jill.
Bill and Jill start crying.
"We're so sorry," said Bill.
Back to Mabel.
"Come on Mabel Push!" said Wendy.
Mabel is constantly screaming until baby cry can be heard.
"It's a girl," said Wendy.
Mabel holds onto her new baby girl when everyone came back.
"Guys meet my new daughter, Luna Pines Brown," said Mabel.
"I better get out of Jackson's body," said Stan.
"Stanley wait," said Ford, "I wanted to say goodbye, one last time."
"Don't worry sixer I'll be up there until your time is up," said Stan, "Plus I'll be wondering why I'm up there instead of down there anyway."
"Hell must be full," said Dipper.
"Whatever," said Stan, "One last high 6 for the road?"
Ford smiles and gives Stan a high 6 and a hug.
"So long Stanley," said Ford.
Stan's soul then leaves Jackson's body while Jackson's consciousness floats back into his body. Jackson then wakes up.
"What happened?" Jackson asked.
Jackson notices the baby in Mabel's arms.
"What I was asleep through our third child's birth?" Jackson asked.
"You did it with Amelia and Parker's so this is normal," said Mabel, "So stop binge watching everything."
"Unless it's my show," said Dipper.
Everyone then went back to their homes, but Bill and Jill went with Dipper.
"So you guys are good now?" Arianna asked.
"We were good at first then suddenly my DNA was mutated by our home dimension's ruler and it affected my daughter," said Bill, "But now that we're out, I can be who I was and my daughter has a good dad to look up to."
Jill then hugs Bill.
"Oh daddy," said Jill.
"Oh Jill," said Bill.
Just then Bill and Jill walk out of the house.
"Where are you guys going?" Dipper asked.
"Will still be around," said Jill.
"I think it's about time I stop watching you Pine Tree, I mean Dipper," said Bill.
Bill and Jill walk off.
"Like father like daughter I suppose," said Dipper.
"We can relate to that right dad?" Arianna asked.
Dipper looks down at Arianna.
"Of course sweetheart," said Dipper.
A/N: The story isn't over yet. I still have one last trick up my sleeve, but I'll leave you guys off with this:
https://youtu.be/pcb-0g7inB0
See you next time. Which will be later tonight.
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