A/N: Last chapter was the continuation of something huge! Also yesterday I made a one shot over on my Randomness falls story starring Dipper and Arianna, back when she as still a baby, go check it out when you're down, I'll stop talking and start typing. Warning: this is going to be a long one so sit comfortably.

First Arianna and Jason break up, then he dates another girl named Sophia Martinez, the towns princess wannabe. Then Arianna got the idea to make them jealous. He meets a new guy named Justin, who she know zilch about. Until today.

Arianna was doodling on a note pad on how to make Jason jealous.

"Man if this plan works it'll make Jason more jealous than Nick Jonas," said Arianna, "Man that pun was bad."

Just then she hears the unmistakable sound of baby babble.

She turns around to see her baby sister, Olivia, babbling away.

"Hey baby sister, got out of you're baby prison I see," said Arianna.

Olivia laughs and claps her tiny hands.

Arianna picks up her baby sister and places her in her computer chair and strapped a belt around the infant to the chair.

"I don't my favorite sister getting hurt do I?" Arianna asked.

Olivia just blinks in confusion and then babbles.

"Man, babies are weird, then again this is coming from a girl who wore diapers til she was 12 and a half so," said Arianna.

Arianna continued writing on the note pad for a little bit then took a picture of it.

"That's for safe keeping, now time to do what Olivia would wants to see," said Arianna.

Arianna removes the page and starts drawing one large circle and two smaller ones on top.

"Look Olivia, it's Mickey Mouse," said Arianna.

Olivia just giggles.

Arianna draws a bow on it.

"Now it's Minnie Mouse," said Arianna.

Olivia laughs.

3 hours later Arianna was on a date with Justin at a local space aged theme restaurant.

"This is an odd place to have a first date you know," said Justin.

"I'm award but I'm bit of a Sci-Fi geek, for crying out loud I have the death star on the butt of my underwear," said Arianna.

"Haha, that's interesting," said Justin.

"Better when I was a little kid, I always doodled on my diapers before my mom taped them on me," said Arianna.

Just then Jason and Sophia walk into the restaurant.

"Why are we in NerdLand USA?" Sophia asked.

"Hey this is the only restaurant I can get for you since all the other news got shut down due to some weird outbreak of explosive diarrhea," said Jason.

A server walks up to them.

"Greetings earthlings would you like to hear our specials tonight," said the server with a horrible alien accent.

"No and get rid of that dumb voice," said Sophia.

"OH MY GOD THANK YOU!" said the server.

The server shows them to their table.

They ate their meals, about halfway through Jason noticed Arianna's date happening.

"Oh my god," said Jason.

"What is their a zit on my face, I knew I shouldn't of had the hamburger, it always goes to my face," said Sophia.

"No, also that's a turkey burger," said Jason, "I mean my ex is dating some other guy."

"So basically your plan on getting her back is failing?" Sophia asked.

"Either that or she saw our 'kiss' a few weeks ago," said Jason.

Flashback:

Jason is kissing Sophia.

"She's gone," said Sophia.

They both spit the kiss from their lips.

"Oh god no offence but those lips are dryer than a cracker," said Jason.

"I've been told that by my boyfriend down in Anaheim," said Sophia, "So I'm used to it."

Flashback over:

"By the way how is Chase doing?" Jason asked.

"He got banned from Universal Studios because he hopped off the studio tour just to get Andy Samberg's autograph," said Sophia.

"How did he... oh right Anaheim and LA are close to one another," said Jason.

"Yep," said Sophia.

"I'm going to go freshen up," said Jason.

Jason walks towards the bathroom and washes his hands.

He walks out just as Arianna walked by.

"JASON!" said Arianna.

"Hey Arianna how's your date going, before you ask you need to stop telling people on Facebook everything," said Jason.

"And just like that I'm moving to twitter," said Arianna, "Anyway why are you here, making out with your new girlfriend Sophia?"

"First of all we don't make out, and second we were having a nice dinner," said Jason, "Than we saw you with whatever his face pretty boy over there."

"Are you jealous?" Arianna asked.

"Not as jealous as you are jealous," said Jason.

"Oh please I know for a fact your going out with Sophia because your trying to get back with me," said Arianna, "Looks like the Disney princess can't keep a secret, did you know she still wets the bed?"

"She likes to be lazy on weekend mornings," said Jason.

"So do I but I don't willingly pee my bed, even when I was still in diapers last year," said Arianna.

"So what," said Jason. Jason turns his back on her.

"Can I tell you something?" Arianna asked.

"Whatever, it's not like things are going to get better," said Jason.

"I don't care for Justin," said Arianna.

Jason turns his head back to her.

"Jason I realized I made a mistake breaking up," said Arianna, "Even though it was mutual, I still felt empty inside."

Arianna starts tearing up.

"Actually Arianna I feel the same," said Jason, "Look I never liked Sophia, I told her to pretend to be my girlfriend. I don't even like her. Also I think her boyfriend in California exist."

"He does, she also has a girlfriend in Las Vegas," said Arianna.

"How does... oh right she's bisexual, the point is I don't love her, I love you," said Jason.

"I love yo too Jason," said Arianna.

They both kiss.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

They break from their kiss to see Justin standing there.

"Oh now you know the truth Justin," said Arianna.

"Well here's the truth from me, my name's not Justin, prepare to see the real me Llama Tree," said Justin.

"Llama tree?" Arianna asked, "OH MY GOD BILL?"

"GEEZ IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG? YO HUMANS ARE STUPID!" said Bill.

Bill transforms back to his Triangular form and makes the food in the restaurant start eating people.

A man eating a salad nearby freaks out when his meal came to life.

"And just like that I'm no longer vegan," said the man.

Arianna grabs a nearby knife and flings it up to the ceiling.

"HAHA YOU MISSED!" said Bill.

"Wasn't aiming for yah," said Arianna.

The ceiling starts cracking, the crack goes towards a large representation of a planet hanging on a thin wire.

"AW CRAP!" said Bill.

The wire snaps and the planet lands on Bill.

"YOU MAY WON THIS BATTLE LLAMA TREE BUT THE WAR IS STARTING SOON!!!!!" said Bill.

Bull then disappears.

A server walks up to Jason and Arianna.

"Care to pay for the damages?" the server asked.

"Uh that girl will happily pay for everything," said Jason pointing his finger toward Sophia.

"Oh sure blame the prettiest girl in town," said Sophia.

Jason and Arianna leave the restaurant.

"You know my dad can pay for all that," said Arianna.

"I know, but she owes me $300 because she told me she'll pay for everything when she didn't," said Jason, "He dad's a tech billionaire."

"Okay that makes sense," said Arianna, "Wanna get ice cream?"

"Does Winnie the Pooh like honey?" Jason asked.

They both laugh.

Meanwhile with Bill:

Bill has an ice pack on his hand.

"HERE'S YOUR CREAM OF PIRANHA SOUP DADDY," said Jill.

Bill groans in pain.

"SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?" Jill asked.

"THIS TOWN'S A HELL HOLE WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK?" Bill asked.

Bill takes a sip of the soup.

"OOH EXTRA BLOOD AND TEETH, JUST HOW I LIKE IT," said Bill.

A/N: Man my thumbs hurt from that. Okay if you got a suggestion for a future chapter put it in the comments. I'll see yah next time.