Chapter 21
A/N: This is part 2 of the last chapter, be prepared.
Arianna was in the local diner with Sammy scoping for boys.
"Thanks for being my wing-woman Sam," said Arianna.
"No problem, I know your experience with boys is more sketchy than an episode of Saturday Night Live," said Sammy.
"Hey it could be worse, I could be Mad TV," said Arianna.
They both shiver in fear. (BTW no offence to any Mad TV fans, I'm not a huge fan of that show I find it a little disturbing)
Just then a boy with red hair wearing a hoodie came in.
"He looks cute," said Arianna.
"321," said Sammy.
The boy strips of his clothes to reveal a bikini, he starts running around screaming, "I'm a banana!"
"And I just dodged a bullet," said Arianna
"More like a canon ball," said Sammy.
"Or a wrecking ball," said Arianna.
The girls just laugh.
Just then a boy that looks like Danny Zuko from Grease walks in.
"Ooh rebel coming up," said Sammy.
"Nah the only rebel I like is Han Solo," said Arianna.
"Didn't he die in Episode 7?" Sammy asked.
"NO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND YOU KNOW IT," said Arianna.
"Woah sorry forgot you're in denial about that," said Sammy. (So am I)
Just then another boy wearing a Mickey Mouse hat comes īn.
"Too childish," said Arianna.
A boy that's wearing all black comes in.
"Too Goth," said Arianna.
A boy wearing hippie clothes comes in.
"Too much weird hippie stuff," said Arianna.
"What do you mean?" Sammy asked.
"He's eating broccoli with his feet," said Arianna.
"And just like that I'm done with vegetables," said Sammy.
"Who am I kidding there's no one for me," said Arianna.
Just then a boy walks up to her.
"Hi my name's Justin," said Justin, "I saw you over there I thought you were cute."
"Really?" Arianna asked.
"Yeah," said Justin.
He writes down a number onto a napkin.
"Call me sometime," said Justin.
"Okay, I'm Arianna just to let you know," said Arianna.
"See you later Arianna," said Justin.
Justin leaves.
"OMG I can't believed that worked," said Arianna.
"I know," said Sammy.
They both fangirl scream.
"Excuse me but can you be quiet your disturbing the elderly," said a waiter.
"Sorry, also is Lazy Susan working today? Cause if she is, tell her I said hi," said Arianna.
"I heard yah sweetheart," said Lazy Susan. (BTW I found out the voice of Lazy Susan is also the actress that played Stifler's Mom in the American Pie movies. I wish I were joking but I'm not it's 1000000% true.)
Meanwhile with Justin.
Justin walks in to the forest until he stops into a wide open area.
He then starts glowing yellow and turns into Bill Cipher.
"OH MY, THAT PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY," said Bill.
Just then Jill goes up to her dad.
"SO DAD DID YOU TRICK THAT LLAMA TREE?" Jill asked.
"DID I EVER," said Bill.
"OK YEAH, SINCE YOUR IN A GOOD MOOD CAN WE GET HAVE ICE CREAM?" Jill asked.
"LET ME THINK, DONE!" said Bill.
Bill snaps his fingers to make two ice cream sundaes with blood and bones on it.
"SWEET EXTRA BABY GUTS, JUST HOW I LIKE IT," said Jill.
A/N: I think a demon would put weird stuff on their ice cream bowls. Anyway, Bill is tricking Arianna, why, because it's Bill, and no one start shipping the two I beg of you. I don't think Bill can change like how MaBill shippers do. Plus he's got a kid if he dates a kid Jill's age it would be consider sexual assault, I think. Okay if you got a suggestion for a future chapter put it in the comments. I'll see yah guys later.
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top