"Gravity Falls. You might think it's a small little town like any normal person, well it is. If you consider being chased by an Ogre normal." Dipper said

"Dipper! Come on faster!" Mabel coached, running as fast as she could.

A ten foot giant monster with one eye and a horn on its head, wearing just a loincloth and slugging a wooden club over his shoulder stomped forward.

He swung his giant club at the twins who barely managed to duck under the wooden menace.

"Come on Mabel, we gotta move!" Dipper shouted at her, the twins feet pounding on the dirt road back to the mystery shack.

"Now I'm sure you're wondering what in the world is going on, well don't worry. There's a perfectly illogical explanation."

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"You see, about a year ago me and my sister Mabel went to Gravity Falls for the summer. Turns out this little town in Oregon is not normal, we ended up fighting a bunch of monsters. One in particular being an evil triangle named Bill. Eventually we had to go back home, but this summer we were invited back! Now today was like any day at the Mystery Shack." Dipper narrated.

Soos was working on a golf cart that had been broken by Dipper and Wendy doing some stunts, meanwhile Mabel was playing with Waddles, Dipper was cleaning up around the shack, Stan was introducing tourists to the Turd, a bird head on a turtle body, and Wendy was working the register.

"Man, has it been boring ever since Weirdmagedden ended?" Dipper asked Wendy while using a broom to clean up some dust.

"Pretty much dude, there hasn't been much of anything going on, well except for Thompson getting food poisoning." Wendy replied, reading a magazine.

"That's the most eventful thing that's happened since we left?" Dipper asked her, confused as to why that specific moment was mentioned.

"Yeah pretty much, man I'm so glad you guys are back. Maybe you guys can find something that the group can do together!" Wendy told him.

"Well, I can't say I'm upset that Bill is still gone or that we might have a chance at not almost dying fifty times before the summer ends." Dipper laughed.

"And here we have Sharks!" Gruncle Stan said to a group of tourists, leading them to bark shaped like sharks.

"Those aren't sharks!" One of the tourists complained.

"Oh but they are! They're rare sharks that are made of bark! And you can own one for only $75 a Shark!" Stan told the tourists, holding one of the pieces of bark in his hands.

"I want one!" One cries, holding money in their fist.

"Me too!" Another shouted, doing the same.

The process repeated until Stan was being swarmed by them.

"So how did Soos do working the Shack when we were gone?" Dipper asked.

"Well he made this woodcarving of Stan and then had to put it in storage because he kept scaring away children!l Wendy laughed. "And here's the best part, he glued a flamingo head on a pig!"

"Man! Tourists are dumb!" Dipper concluded.

"I'm kinda glad Mr. Pines is in charge again, Soos does not know what does and doesn't sell!" Wendy admitted.

"Waddles get back here!" Mabel shouted as her pig suddenly burst into the shop, Waddles began running around the store, Mabel trying to catch him.

Waddles jumped onto the Cheapstake display and knocked it over, breaking the glass.

"I'm finally free!" The Cheapstake cried.

"HE'S ALIVE!" A tourist screamed, and they all scattered and began screaming.

"Oh come on! That pig chose to knock over THAT display!" Stan shouted angrily.

Waddles continued to squeal as it jumped onto the gift shop counter, Dipper dove for the grab but the pig jumped down at the last second.

"WADDLES!" Mabel screamed, knocking over more displays while chasing the pink animal.

Wendy was laughing to the point of tears watching the scene unfold, Waddles tackled Stan catching him off guard and sending him crashing into the ground.

The pig continued to run around, Mabel stepped onto Stan accidentally and continued chasing the pig.

"Dudes, I heard some crazy noise!" Soos informed them, opening the door. Which Waddles ran out, and into the forest.

"WADDLES!" Mabel cried, dashing after the pig.

"Wait Mabel!" Dipper yelled, running after her.

"Uhhh, that was a very intentional and very scripted performance by our wonder pig, Waddles!" Stan lied, getting up and brushing himself off.

The tourists looked at each other before cheering.

"Fifty bucks per person!" Stan added, causing groans to erupt from the crowd.

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"Mabel! Mabel come on! Mabel!" Dipper called, walking through the woods and swatting at the mosquitos who were swarming him.

Then he heard a rustling in the bushes, quickly he turned his head to find a pig jumping out at him. He rushed to catch the pig, holding it in his arms.

"Waddles! What has gotten into you man?" Dipper wondered, trying to control the squirming pig.

"Dipper! Waddles! Someone!" Mabel's voice screamed. Dipper ran towards it quickly, not even caring about the pig's extra weight.

"Mabel!" Dipper cried, seeing the girl in her light blue sweater he ran to her, dropping the squirming pig who ran to comfort his owner as well.

"Mabel what is it?" Dipper asked her, putting a hand on her shoulder.

"H-him." Mabel whimpered, pointing at a stone statue of Bill cipher. His hand outstretched, and his whole body covered in moss.

"That's not him." Dipper reassured her. "It's just a statue made of stone, it can't hurt us." Waddles jumped up to Mabel and began licking her face.

"Thanks Dip, and you even found Waddles!" Mabel's grin returned and she picked up the pig in a hug.

"Do you know why he freaked out?" Dipper asked.

"We were just playing and suddenly he flipped." Mabel told Dipper.

Suddenly there was a roar then sent birds flying into the sky and leaves falling from trees. The Pines twins backed up in surprise.

"Dipper? What was that?" Mabel asked.

"I have no idea, but it doesn't sound friendly! Let's get back to the shack!" Dipper told her and they ran back.

When they arrived, everything was still in shambles. The Cheapstake was gone, along with all the tourists, and Stan did not look pleased. He was grumbling to himself about cheap glass as Soos sweeped up the remains of the Cheapstake's prison.

Wendy was picking up and fixing other knocked over displays, the ones that hadn't been destroyed by Waddle's rampage at least.

Ford was now upstairs, looking around the area and frowning.

"My my, it looks like there was a miniature tornado in here." Ford noted

"Yeah, it was all because of that pig!" Stan shouted, pointing at Waddles. Dipper went off to go help clean up, and to not be the center of attention.

"But Gruncle Stan! He was just playing!" Mabel protested, giving the Stans puppy dog eyes.

"I don't care! That pig just created a huge mess! Also the Cheapstake is freed! He could file a lawsuit! I never should've let you convince me to bribe the bus driver into letting you take that pig!" Stan ranted angrily.

"Dudes, Mr. Pines is like, really mad!" Soos stated, standing next to Wendy and Dipper.

"Yeah, I've never seen him get this mad at that pig." Wendy concluded.

"He wasn't even this mad when I kept trying to figure out what his tattoo was." Dipper remembered

"If that pig causes me any more trouble! I'm sending him back to California! And he's never! Coming! BACK!" Stan screamed, his face red from shouting, he stomped off.

"Stanley!" Ford shouted, running after his brother.

"I can't believe Gruncle Stan would ever say that stuff!" Mabel cried, Dipper coming to comfort her. 

"Hey, don't worry about it, he's probably just making empty threats." Dipper told her.

"Yeah dude, he fought a dinosaur for that pig. That's like, whoa!" Soos reminded her.

"I guess you guys are right. Besides, I have the best thing ever!" Mabel told them, reveling her grappling hook.

"Whoa! I thought you lost that thing before we left for home!" Dipper remembered.

"I did, but I found it today under my bed!" Mabel explained, "Grappling hook!" She shouted, shooting it into the ceiling.

"Man we could totally do something with this and Thompson!" Wendy realized.

"Yeah, maybe we could have him swing over a trashcan!" Dipper suggested.

"Or Waddles!" Mabel proposed, causing everyone to laugh.

Waddles, as if on que, suddenly began screaming and dashed for the door, which had been left open. Everyone scrambled to grab him but he slipped away, and barreled outside into the forest once more.

"Not again!" DIpper groaned and the gang ran after the pig. 

Running through the forest, everyone tried to follow Waddle's hoof prints. Eventually they lost track of them however.

"Hang on guys!" Wendy told them, and she began climbing a tree.

"Dudes, that pig must really hate the Mystery Shack for some reason." Soos told them.

"This just doesn't make any sense." Dipper said, taping his forehead with his finger. 

"Guys I can see him! Head for the river!" Wendy called from above, and she began scaling the tree while everyone else ran towards the river.

They found Waddles trying to cross the river. However the pig knew it couldn't swim, so it seemed to be trying to jump.

"Waddles stop!" Mabel cried, and the pig turned to her. Waddles ran towards Mabel and she embraced him.

"Maybe Gruncle Ford knows what's wrong with him." Dipper thought aloud.

"Dudes! We got company!" Soos yelled, pointing at the Ogre, who was standing up on the other side of the river.

"WHO DARES WAKE ME!" It roared, and the group turned to run.

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"Holy crap! What is that thing?!" Wendy asked in shock staring at the monster as the twins and Soos ran by.

"Notimetoexplainjustrun!" Dipper screamed and she ran after them, the Ogre giving chase.

"We're never going to outrun this thing!" Wendy yelled at them. "We just have to split up to make it harder for him to catch us!" Soos and Wendy ran one way and Dipper and Mabel ran the other, the Ogre skidded to a stop, looking both ways.

Then the Ogre turned and ran after Dipper and Mabel, who were heading towards the Mystery Shack.

"Dipper! Check your Journals!" Mabel told him, he opened his backpack and flung open the journals, checking them one by one. 

"Nothing!" Dipper told her, his face grim. "Gruncle Ford can stop him, I'm sure!" The Ogre was approaching fast, swinging his club in the air getting ready to strike.

"Dipper, faster!" Mabel coached and Dipper ran as fast as his legs would carry him. He could feel the adrenaline pumping through his veins.

"Duck!" He shouted, hearing the Ogre get ready to swing, He and his sister ducked their heads, narrowly missing the club.

Suddenly the golf cart drove up to them, Soos driving and Wendy in shotgun. 

"Dudes! Come with me if you want to live!" Soos told them and they jumped onto the back, Soos went as fast as the cart would go while the Ogre tried to keep up.

They made a sharp turn, the Mystery Shack in sight and the Ogre close behind. The golf cart stopped and they jumped out and run into the shack.

"Kids, what's going on?" Ford asked, running into the gift shop after hearing all the commotion outside.

"OGRE!" Mabel screamed.

"Ogre?"

"YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!" The Ogre roared from outside, kicking the cart into a tree and staring at the shack.

"I'll be right back then!" Ford told them, running into the kitchen where he removed a long brief case, he then dashed outside and opened it up. Inside was a rocket launcher and a rocket, which he put into the launcher. 

The Ogre raised his club to smash the shack but he was  too slow as the rocket smashed into his face and threw him backwards into the forest.

Mabel, Dipper, Wendy, Soos, and Stan ran outside.

"Is he dead?" Mabel asked.

"Probably, I'll go make sure." Ford told her, reloading his rocket.

"Why do we have to kill him!?" Mabel asked.

"Because he tried to kill all of us!" Dipper pointed out.

"Come on sweetie, let's get you something to eat, huh?" Stan offered, and Mabel nodded. They walked inside.

"Dudes, that Ogre guy is messed up." Soos concluded and he went inside as well.

"That was awesome! So glad you guys are back!" Wendy praised, walking off.

"So, Gruncle Ford. Why wasn't this guy in any of your journals?" Dipper asked.

"Never in my ten years of research did I come across an Ogre." Ford replied, stroking his chin. "Perhaps Weirdmaggeden had an effect after all, I'll have to do some research." Ford concluded, and he went to go make sure the monster was dead.

"One more thing, why did Waddles keep going crazy?" Dipper inquired.

"That was because of one of my machines, I thought I had turned it off but I hadn't. The machine emits noises designed for only certain animals to hear, it's like a dog whistle but for all animals." Ford explained.

"Well, it won't happen anymore right?" Dipper asked.

"No need to worry Dipper, I turned it off." Ford assured him, "And the Ogre is dead! Let's go celebrate!" 

Later that night Dipper and Mabel were in bed, Stan had just turned out the lights and said goodnight.

"So Waddles won't be running off anymore?" Mabel asked Dipper, hugging the pig.

"As long as that machine is off." He told her.

"Goodnight Dip." She yawned.

"Goodnight Mabel." He replied, and they closed their eyes and drifted off into sleep.

CREDITS 

Deep in the forest, the statue of Bill emitted a wave of weirdness, making its way towards the graveyard.

I know I said I wouldn't be starting this until March, but I felt like it. Plus I made some changes in my writing and am once again just writing whatever I feel like. So this will be updated randomly, I hope you all enjoyed! See ya next time!