Dipper: So Hans, you say you are a Plant from Venus?

Hans: Yes, yes I am.

Dipper: I will destroy your plantkind

Hans: Have fun with that.

Hans: Hey, If you don't give me my book back Ms. Corna will hate me forever

Dipper: Of course I'll give it back. I just playing with you.

Hans: Panmuffle Toastcake

Dipper: O_o

Dipper: :D

Hans: Afhiufgqu3yrggsyuf4tf3841yg

Dipper: no just no -_-

Hans: Back to you trying to destroy all chlorophase in existence.

Hans: what is your masterfully written plan to do that?

Dipper: BURN WITH FIRE

Hans: That is going to be hard.

Hans: Well my race is kind of fireproof.

Dipper: DISEASE!

Hans: We have scales that are like shark scales.

Dipper: PESTICIDE

Dipper: I SHALL DESTROY THY RACE!

Hans: Have fun travelling across the galaxy.

Dipper: I have a machine: I just have to dig a little.

Hans: What does the machine do?

Dipper: IT IS A UFO THAT CAN TRAVEL THROUGH THE UNIVERSE I WILL USE TO INVADE YOUR PLANET WITH A GIANT PESTICIDE GUN POW POW POW

Hans: Wait what is your race called?

Hans: How fast does your ship travel?

Dipper: FASTER THAN YOU CAN ESCAPE MUHAHAHAHAHA

Hans: I want an exact answer.

Dipper: I SHALL NOT TELL THY SECRETS

Hans: A little too late for that.

Dipper: *Readies pesticide* I see you in plan sight.

Hans: Pesticides don't even kill plants.

Dipper: I DON"T CARE! ONCE YOUR WEAK I SHALL STAB THEE

Hans: K, let me just tell my kin to ready the anti-air cannons and anti-spacecraft cannons.

Hans: Hold on.

Dipper: Wait................

Hans: K they know.

Dipper: Fine I shall spare thy life. UNDER ONE CONDITION

Hans: What.

Dipper: Help me defea-

Hans: Oh you want to defeat Bill.

Bill: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(UNIDENTIFIED VOICE): Oh let me phase him out of existence.

Bill: Yeah right.

Dipper: O_O

Bill: WANT A HEAD THAT'S ALWAYS-

Dipper: No.

Bill: Wait Mabel isn't even here

Dipper: -_- You made a grave mistake.................

Mabel: *Jumps on bill*

Bill: *Eye twitch*

Hans: Chicken Pot Pie

Dipper: I like chicken pot pies

Bill: I like thrones of human agony

(Unidentified Voice): I too like agony thrones.

Bill: Team up and destroy them?

(Unidentified Voice): That takes too much work.

Bill: I'll do...............most of it? Do we have a deal? *Blue fire surrounds hand*

Mabel: I'm still on your back

Bill: AHHHHHHHHHHHG

(Random Unimportant Character): I like garages.

Dipper: ...

(Unidentified Voice): Ok I guess he likes garages.

Bill: *Vaporizes Random Unimportant Character* Moving on

Mabel: ONWARD AOSHIMA

Dipper: GOD NO SHE GOT INTO THE SMILE DIP

Bill: Yeah chaos

(Unidentified Voice): I have 134272 packets.

Dipper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MABEL

Mabel: ...

Mabel: *Looks down* My calling has come.

(Unidentified Voice): My name has not even been said in the chat boxes.

Bill: It is bill#2

Bill: Tell me it is Bill#2

(Unidentified Voice): I will give you a hint, it is NOT anything with the name bill in it.

Dipper: -_- That helps.

Bill: You................................. You aren't bill#2???????

Bill: *throws him in bubble of madness* HOW COULD YOU ABANDON ME

(Unidentified Voice): First of all, Madness spheres won't work on me.

Bill: ...

(Unidentified Voice): Also you can't even see me.

Bill: Oh yeah

(Unidentified Voice): I LOVE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Mabel: XDCVFGBHNBVCDFRGHJKMNBVFDERTYHJMNBGVFDFRTGHYJNBVCDFGHN BVCXDFGHNM NBVCXSDEFRGHJNM NBVCDFFRGTHYJNBVFGHJNBVCDSERTGHNBVCDERTYUJHNBGVFDERTYHJNBVCFDERTGHNBVCXDFGBNBVCXSDFVB CXDFGHJCFTYUJKMNBVCFDGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

Bill: -_-

Dipper: Wut ever happened to the plant guy?

*Everyone looks up seeing a spaceship ascending

Dipper: Well we're screwed

Bill: Well..........................REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLAGRAM BYE GOLD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *leaves*

*or does he*

(Unidentified Voice): OH CRAP HE FOUND OUT!!!!!

Dipper: Am I the only sane one?

Mabel: VGBHJUKHGVFTYHUIOJHGYJUKLJNBHGJKNBHGVFGTYUIKJNBVFGHJKNHBGVYHJNMBGVFTYUHIJKJNHBGVFRGHYUJIOLKJHNGFRTYUIKLKMNBVFCDFRTGHGFVDFGTHYJNHGTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

(Unidentified Voice): Yes, absolutely.

Dipper: -_-

Soos: I randomly appeared.

Alyx Vance: How the heck did I get here?

Dog: *Robot Sounds*

Bill: *Appears and vaporizes* uhhhhhhh *looks around* *disappears*

Dipper: So is there a spaceship or something

Alyx Vance: No seriously how did I get here?

Dipper: I don't know.

Mabel: YES YES YES YES UNIWAFF I WILL MARRY YOU

Alyx Vance: Ok I am just going to leave... *Dog Follows*

Dipper: I am trapped with an insane sister, a demon watching me-

Bill: HOW'D YOU KNOW

Dipper:-And a spaceship ascending on me.

(Unidentified Voice): I am the most powerful thing in this universe.

(Unidentified Voice): And I am just watching a demon and a really smart and gutsy kid fight each other. Except their not fighting.

Dipper: -_-

Dipper: *Steals mabel's grapple gun*

Dipper: *Grapples onto SLOWLY ascending spaceship*

Hans: Crap.

Dipper: *breaks through window*

Bill: GET OUT THE POPCORN

Hans: That is very impressive. You broke through a non-existent window.

Dipper: -_-

Hans: No seriously, where did that glass come from?!

Dipper: bill

Dipper: Why are you attacking earth. We made a deal.

Hans: I am leaving Earth not attacking it

Mabel: *Grabs hans* TAKE ME WITH YOU UNIWAFF

Hans: Ok, There is air pressure suits in that closet.

Dipper: *grabs mabel by scruff* no

Mabel: YOU MUST DESTROY EVERY LOVE I HAVE DIPPER

Bill: Dang It i need more popcorn

Dipper: -_- Go away bill

Mabel: *jumps on hans* UNIWAFF, AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dipper: No

Mabel: Yes

Dipper: You're on smile dip.

Mabel: No I'm not. *Hides empty wrappers*

Dipper: -_-

Hans: SOUNDS CONVINCING TO ME! :)

Dipper: Mabel, no. You belong in Gravity Falls!

(RANDOM OTHER UNIMPORTANT CHARACTER): I LIKE COLOURS!

Bill: *Vaporizes Random other unimportant character*

(Unidentified Voice): Ok, I am going to leave.

Dipper: You already 'left' ten times.

(Unidentified Voice): No I didn't. Anyway bye. *Leaves*

Dipper: *Grabs Mabel* Let's go to the Mystery Shack.

Hans: There are some parachutes in the closet that there was air pressure suits in.

Dipper: And why would we need those?

Mabel: I HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK

Hans: Grappling hooks have limited range. Also you will still die from falling because that would accelerate your falling.

Mabel: Uniwaff, you has destroyed my dreams. I thought you wanted to run on rainbows forever. But alas, you have betrayed Me and my kind.

Hans: Oh ok, can you walk into that room that has big blast doors on each side?

Mabel: BLAST DOORS YEAH! *Runs into wall*

Dipper: Mabel...............................

Hans: Ok, dipper, since you're not insane, here's two parachutes, now get in the airlock.*gives two parachutes to dipper*

Dipper: Um.........................wait where are you taking us and why do we need parachutes?

Mabel: ASJDBHJSNBHJMN

Hans: Do you not know what an airlock is? We are still in Earth's atmosphere and you can jump off, with parachutes.

Dipper: *Shoves parachute in mabel arms and hands waddles the other* Um, I need to stop Bill or something *Weirdmagaddon in background*

Hans: Oh yeah. *Other ships start to descend*. They are going to destroy that weird pyramid thing.

Hans: I am holding up my part of the non-official deal.

Dipper: K

Bill: JUST TRY SUCKAS *Vaporizes half the ships*

Hans: Oh would ya look at the time, alright get off or go to Venuz.

Dipper: -_- *Grabs Mabel and Waddles*

Mabel: Ayfgudfi^UyujqFWgaer,u7k4qu352tjyhq43kgtj5g63htrsm

Dipper: Uh, okay?

Bill: I'm still here. *Vaporizes the other half of the ship except Hans's ship*

Hans:* shoves Dipper, Mabel, and Waddles into airlock* Ok Bye!

*The airlock opens on the other side, forcing Dipper, Mabel and Waddles out of the ship and in the atmosphere*

Dipper: *Yells at receding ship* HOW WAS THAT NECESSARY!!!!!

Hans: *Yelling back* There is no way I'll be able to land this!

Dipper: Wait......WHAT?

Bill: :3

Hans: *In the distance* THIS IS WHAT THE PARACHUTES ARE FOR!

*Mabel and Waddles open parachutes*

Dipper: .............And I don't have one *Falls* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mabel: *Grabs Dipper* I GOTCHA BRO!

Dipper: Whew!

Bill: XD This is hilarious

Bill: *Doorbell Ring* Oh, That must be the pizza delivery guy!

*REFRENCES TO PIEMATIONS*

Dipper: NO! HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT THAT!

Bill: YOU DON'T SEE ME! *vanishes in castle pyramid thingy with pizza*

Dipper: -_-

Bill: FEAR ME! *goes into pyramid castle thingy and starts eaiting pizza and popcorn while watching the chaos from outside on a movie screen*

Dipper: *Finally reaches ground*

Bill: *throws smile dip at Mable*

Dipper: My terrible life............-_-

Mabel: NO this stuff tastes terrible!

Dipper: Why do you eat it then?

Mabel: It's addicting!

Bill: lol

Dipper: BILL STOP WATCHING US I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR CASTLE THINGY

Bill: NEVER! Btw u know i have hidden cams everywhere right?

Mabel:*Starts eating smile dip*

Dipper: No you don't Bill. YOUR ALL SEEING, Remember?

Bill: It's more fun to watch you guys on a movie screen thou. It's an excuse to eat popcorn!

Dipper: Mabel, let's go to the Mystery Shack to find a way stop him. *Takes her hand and starts running

Bill: *throws a million real smile dips behind Dipper and Mabel*

Dipper: DON'T LOOK MABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOK BACKKKKKKKK!

Bill: MABEL THERE IS MILLIONS OF SMILE DIPS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

Mabel: Then I won't look.

Dipper: *Runs through forest with Mabel*

Bill: MABEL THERE IS MILLIONS OF SMILE DIPS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

Bill: *creates random smile dip dog and sends him running after Dipper and Mabel* GET THEM!

Dipper: RUN

*Mystery Shack in sight*

Smile Dip Dog: HI MABEL! :DDD

Dipper: GO AWAY CREEPY DOG THING.

Smile Dip Dog: I HAVE CANDY PAWS! YAYYYYYY! :DDDD

(Unidentified Voice): I come back and there is some strange dog thing already.

Mabel: *Shunning Dog*

Smile Dip Dog: WHYYYYY DDDD: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!

Bill: ....... *Vaporizes dog* Not even I'm that evil to let a beast like that live.

Dipper: *Heads into Mystery Shack* C'mon Mabel! Bill and his weirdness can't follow us in here.

Mabel: *Follows*

Bill: DIPPER!I will give you three eyes when I find you! *Mumbling* Stupid Mystery Shack.

Dipper: -_- *Stands on Mystery Shack porch* You can't follow us and here man!

Bill: YES. I gave that rich guy a messed up face once, and I won't hesitate to do it to you!

Dipper: -_-

Dipper: *Heads into Mystery Shack where bill can't follow AND see*

Bill: *Grumbling* Wait, where's the pig?

Waddles: *Runs into shack* OINKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Bill: Wait a minute.....IDEA!

Dipper: *hears Bill from inside the shack* *peaks out window* SHUT UP

Bill: *already heading underground*

Dipper: *Destroys all security cameras*

*Force Field blocks from all angles*

Mabel: *Heads up stairs behind Dipper*

Waddles: OINK OINK OINK! *follows up stairs behind Mabel*

(Random Unimportant Character): CODE RED, CODE RED, BURN THE EVIDENCE AND RUN!

Bill: *Vaporizes Random Unimportant Character*

Bill: MUAHAHAHA! I FOUND THE WEAPON THAT ISN'T RESISTED BY YOUR FORCE FIELDS!

Dipper: No you didn't

BILL: ATTACK! *dinosaurs swarm out of the ground*

Dipper: Won't work. -_-

Bill: Hey, if Unicorns and Gnomes can get past the force field, so can something that is actually real.

(Unidentified Voice): I made dinosaurs extinct for a reason. -_-

Dipper: Well your controlling them, so no.

Dipper: And they don't attack unless threatened

Bill: I'm not controlling them. They just smell the pig.

Pterodactyl: RAW. *swoops down to Mystery Shack*

Dipper: *Sigh* *Carries Waddles* THIS IS FOR YOU PEOPLE INSIDE

Dipper: *Runs out of shack with Waddles*

Pterodactyl: *swoops down to catch Dipper & Waddles*

Dipper: My. Terrible. Life.

Bill: Well this is gonna be interesting.

Pterodactyl: *picks them up with claws* RAWR!

Dipper: Mabel? Little help? Your brother and Pig?

Pterodactyl: *lands up on top of tall tree*

Waddles: *ATTACKS DINO*

Dipper: Sdebwhudcfhbvdehjcnvfhejruidckj yeah ESCAPES AND RUNS AWAY

Waddles: Cdvhjskwmdcnbehw DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

(Unidentified Voice): Sure why not!

Waddles: *Vaporizes Bill*

(Unidentified Voice): Oh yeah waddles, here is that work contract you wanted.

Dipper: *Jumps in River* MY LIFE IS TOO WEIRD!

Waddles: Thank. Well shall conquer all the multiverses

Mabel: O_O Waddles? *Explodes

(Unidentified Voice): TO VICTORY AND GLORY!

Waddles: *Vaporizes Hans* Theirs our competition.

Thanks for reading guys!

Do not judge on Grammar and Spelling!  This was for fun, and we just kinda spazzed out XD  I can write better when I want to XDDDDDDD

Main Characters:

Courtney as Bill, Dipper as Dipper, Hans as Hans, Unidentified Voice as Hans, Mabel as all of us.

~Dipper