There once was a shack of mystery
It was known for its strange strange history
It was founded on weird
By a man filled with fear
Who was burdened with unknowable misery
Along came two siblings named pines
who could read between uncanny lines.
These two had queer encounters
With gobblewonkers, gnomes and vampires
But the queerest of all
Would bring the towns fall
And the mystery man would return
The man was a freak named Ford
Who'd brother had failed to support
He's got lost in a portal
To a world of abnormal
But he was back again.
The villain's name was Bill
With a terrible voice like a trill
Who Was bringing the world down around him.
So the pines stood up
And showed him their stuff
But the victory was not without grim
The brother's memory erased
His thoughts misplaced
Ford thought his brothers doom was upon him
But the girl twin had a plan
She helped Grunkle Stan
And he was soon back to normal.
But as they celebrated
Bill was regenerating
With another plan of revenge
So it won't be long
Before Bill comes back strong
And the pines will join together to stop him.