There's some stuff I have to say before we get into this, but it'll happen, don't worry. First off, the fourth wall is broken in this rap- more than once. So there's your ...warning, I guess? It's more of a disclaimer. Also, this rap battle is more than double what my others were. The average amount of lines each other rap got was 33. This one has 80. (Amount of lines has been increased by 142%!) This is sort of a special event for the last day of summer, and Dipper and Mabel's birthday. Also, shoutout to Small_Mabel, it's her birthday today too! Happy birthday!

As the title says, this is a "special" rap. So I guess I'll be doing these every once in a while? I really don't know, it's still up for discussion. If you have any ideas, please tell me.

Anyways, I really hope you guys love this rap! Without further ado, let's get right into this!

Epic rap battles of Gravity Falls!

Dipper (Italicized text)

Vs.

Mabel! (Bold text)

Begin!

Dipper:
There's no point in trying to beat me, it's not gonna happen.
I've got so much dirt on you, the odds of ME winning are stacking.

Mabel:
Well, hurry up and spit it out, if you believe you're so great,
And don't bother trying to hold back, there's nothing I can't take.

Dipper:
Oh really, nothing you can't take? Already you're spitting lies.
The one time I tried to have it my way, you started to cry.
And over what? Some little pig? Man, is that pathetic.
I know that must be harsh of me, but I just can't be empathetic.
You've tried for months to find a boyfriend, but none of them will stay.
It must be your goofy, silly, (useless) disposition that scares them away!

Mabel:
You shut your mouth, you're just jealous, Waddles is my best friend.
In fact, he's a better friend than you have ever been!
And, FYI, me finding a mate is low on my priority list.
Any other points you've made thus far that I have missed?
Have you frozen up now, or is that all you've got to throw at me?
Come on Dippy, keep insulting, I triple dare you, times three!

Dipper:
Alright, that's it. You're about to be destroyed.
All you ever do is act stupid and flirt with all the boys!
It's like you don't care at all 'bout me, unless it's too late.
I've always saved myself 'cause when I called you never came.
In fact, I've saved you too! And you're in some major debt.
But I guess you're just too naive to see when a trap's been set.
You've got no idea that one day, your innocence will hurt you.
Don't forget the gnomes, the psychic, and the Dusk 2 Dawn ghosts too!

Mabel:
Pssh, you call that a burn?
I think you'd better watch and learn.
'Cause it was your idea to along with the teens and WENDY,
I saw you hanging out with her, getting a little too friendly.
I'm the ultimate matchmaker, and I say this will end in heartbreak.
You ought to stop crushing on her- for your own sake!
Why don't you just go exorcise a ghost, or try to raise the dead?
Maybe one day you'll finally have some sense knocked into your head.

Dipper:
Don't bring Wendy into this, she's not a contestant in this rap!
I get the feeling you're afraid because you're failing to close the gap.
It's funny, you tease me about Wendy but crush on nearly every guy you see.
That sounds a little, I don't know, hypocritical to me.
As far as points for burns go, I'm pulling far ahead.
If we each had one life in this rap, you'd be long dead.

Mabel:
You wanna talk about points? You think I've been burned?
Take a seat my brother, 'cause now it's my turn.
You're regarded as clever, but I just don't see why.
I'm starting to think our fans need to check out their eyes.
You summoned a demon and zombies when given the chance!
Neither situation was good, now were they "Smarty Pants"?
But that name is inaccurate, oh what a bummer.
Instead of pants you wear shorts- in fact, the same pair all summer!

Dipper-
Uh, it was your old pal Gid who summoned Bill, not me.
You should know, you were there, watching from within the trees!
Yes, I wear shorts, and I don't have time to do laundry.
Like you pointed out, I'm too busy monster conjuring.
There's a reason I'm seen as clever and that reason is this:
I never have to guess at things, but if I did, I wouldn't miss.

Mabel:
You've been outwitted by a kid and tricked into a bad deal!
You chicken out the second your nightmares become real!
Tunnel vision's a flaw of yours, half the time you don't care,
About your family, the people around you, like they aren't even there!

Dipper:
Obviously you've forgotten how many times I've helped you out,
Like with the merman and the puppet show, you've got no reason to pout.
At least when things are bad and I know people are in trouble,
I don't run away off to a "paradise" bubble!
On top of that, it's your fault Weirdmageddon started at all.
Even once you knew what'd happened, you just stood there, looking appalled.

Mabel:
First of all, I wasn't stuck in Mabeland of my own volition.

Dipper:
Really? Cause it sure seemed like you-

Mabel:
Just shut up and listen!
If only I had known how bad things were going to get,
I would not have stayed in there, on that you can bet.
And how was Weirdmageddon my fault? I was tricked!
Bill could have tried it on ANYONE, it's just by chance that I was picked.

Dipper:
I guess that's sort of true, but the blame is still on you.
If you hadn't cried and ran away, you wouldn't have been fooled.

Mabel:
Don't keep pinning this on me, it's your fault I ran away,
I wouldn't have gotten upset if you'd only wanted to stay!

Dipper:
Well, I'm sorry that you are always so demanding,
You've got no idea what I could've had, you just aren't understanding.
Why can't you see, Fords the only one who hasn't laughed at me?
You want a reason? Well there it is, why I want to stay in Gravity. (Falls)

Mabel:
It's not like you are understanding either, you were willing to leave me behind!
Dipper, don't you see, without each other, we'd lose our minds?
Just don't forget- remember how things went for Stan and Ford as kids?
That's all I want- for our relationship to stay the way it is...

Dipper:
.....

* Mabel would probably mike drop at this point and walk off the stage with tears in her eyes.*

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

Ok, that's done. Did you like it, was it good?

This Friday I will be back to doing song parodies, I've got one ready to go now. I'm not going to have a schedule anymore, it'll just be whenever I get something done. Don't worry though, I won't make you wait too long in between parodies. ;)

I do have quite a few songs lined up, two of which are requests, so I'll be getting those out of the way first.

Thank you guys for reading, I will see you in a few days! Later, GreyJay13.