This is the second rap battle in the series, and it is between Gideon and Dipper! Dipper's parts are regular text, and Gideon's parts are italicized! By the way, shoutout to CrossoverMaster for the awesome title card, it's up above! Thanks, man!

You're a whiny little kid, dressed in a suit and tie
Others fall for your crap, but I'm aware of all your lies
Why has not one other person noticed or said,
Your hair is honestly bigger than your chubby little head
You think you're just invincible, with your amulet and robots
I've dealt with scarier creatures, is that really all you've got?
You couldn't even get the Mystery Shack without a demon
And even then, it didn't work, but buddy, keep on dreamin'.
You're a creeper too, loving a girl older than you
That's just messed up, man, go find something else to do

Loving an older girl? You'd know all about that, Dipper
It's a miracle that Wendy didn't shut you down quicker
And you're wrong, I don't THINK I'm invincible, I know
Oh, and mentioning that amulet is kind of a low blow
As for Bill, he's the one that failed in his tasks
"Get the combination to the safe" was all that I asked
But if I recall correctly, soon after that I got the deed
All of you fools didn't stand a chance against me
If you've got no rebuttal, then go home, son
There can be only one winner, and it looks like Gideon!

"You didn't stand a chance," is that really what you said?
Are you an amnesiac, or just messing with my head?
You had the Mystery Shack for less than a day,
Then you were exposed, and you got put away
How's your new life, locked up in a cage?
Have you become a prisoner of your own rage?
Oh, and those letters you sent, we got
You're even more manipulative than I thought
Your two main traits are cunning and wrath
You know what that makes you? A sociopath.

You're kidding, manipulative? I prefer charming.
Those insults of yours really aren't that harming
You called me cunning, and it's about high time
I'll have you know intelligence ain't a crime
And prison's not bad, I've made friends with a guy,
His name is irrelevant, but he only has one eye.
I can't wait to put my plan into action.
A big event's coming, and it's something worth watching.
I'd love to stay and continue to roast you,
But there's a prison art class that I need to go to.

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

If you've got any feedback, I'd love to hear it! Should the raps be longer, shorter? Thanks.

GreyJay13 out!