Alright, let's do this! My very first rap battle, and it's between Ford and Bill! Bill's parts are bolded, Ford's parts are just normal text. Now let's go!

Ford:
You call me old man, but you've been around for all of time,
I'm gonna kick your butt at this, I'll do it in a rhyme!
You think you're so clever, you think you're so smart,
But how long was it, a week? Before your chaos fell apart
And honestly, the apocalypse was really kind of lame
Weirdness bubbles, a Fearamid? What was it to you, a game?
You'd warned of something big to come, but how big was it really?
Your weirdness didn't last all that long, now did it, Billy?

Bill:
You say the apocalypse collapsed, which I'll admit is true
But that's literally your only point, still think the winner is you?
And sure you've got an IQ of something like three hundred and two
But you've got no common sense, now where does that leave you?
I tricked you thirty years ago, but you weren't the only one.
I've scammed so many others, you're just one of many, bud.
I guess you should've listened to your friend, what was his name?
Oh yeah, Fiddleford McGucket! "The Man Who Went Insane"!

Ford:
Yes, you tricked me into building that horrid machine
And yeah, I lost a real good friend, driven mad by what he'd seen
But in the end, it was you that lost, and the Pines prevailed
Your physical form is gone, hidden on a deserted forest trail
And all it took was what you wanted, something you desired
Those same desires are what caused your demise, and Bill went up in fire!

Bill:
Did you really think you defeated me? Memories can be regained.
The second Stan remembers me, you'll tremble at my name
I'll tell you this, I still live on, and I'm far from dead
I'm pure energy, I cannot ever truly be defeated
This rap is over, I totally crushed it, I totally crushed you!
Just remember- one day I'll rise again, and there's nothing you can do...

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

If you've got any feedback, I'd love to hear it!! Should the raps be longer, shorter? Thanks

GreyJay13 out!