EDIT- For whatever reason, my "dedicate" button wasn't working, so I'll just do this here. I dedicate this rap battle to CrossoverMaster! Thanks for everything you've done for me, buddy!

Normally, characters get an equal amount of lines in the raps, but in this one, Bill gets one extra because there's one that he just says, rather than actually rapping it, but I didn't count that. Also, this rap battle is going to be slightly different, because in brackets, I'm going to be putting in extra details about what's going on in the rap, and I've included an instrumental rap beat video at the top, or on the side... wherever. I hope to one day develop this into a full blown video on YouTube, but I have no idea how I'd go about doing that....

I tried to make the lines as scathing as possible. Tell me your favourite burns in the comments! :D

(Beat starts up.)
EPIC
RAP
BATTLES

OF GRAVITY FALLS!!!!!!!!!

BILL CIPHER....

                                                                                              VS.

                                                                                                                                            TIME BABYYYYYY!!!!!!

BEGIN!

Bill-
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, look who's been resurrected
Don't get too comfortable, after this rap, you'll again be dead.

I wonder, is it hard to come face to face with me? You know...
After "Never Mind All That" when I dealt that fatal blow?

Oh, I'm sorry, we're not here to ask each other questions.
Rest assured, I'm about to OWN this rap session.

You're talking to a legend, kid, and you what they say,
I'll withstand the test of time, this demon just don't fade!

I used to be a different guy, 'fore I heeded my call
To fire, wreckage, chaos, watch me break the fourth wall!

Countless people love me, have you read Wattpad's fanfictions?
Readers are OBSESSED with me, it's a borderline affliction!

(The beat dies.)

... If you haven't read them, it's best not to. Some of those fanfictions are.. scary.

(The beat returns.)

You seem to have forgotten what I can do, or you wouldn't have agreed to this.
You're just a baby, I'm a demon, so take your shot! I'll watch you miss.

Time Baby-
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's enough of that.
Your main issue, CIPHER? You're all talk and no act.

For far more than a trillion years, you were a nobody.
But then that happened, and suddenly you were all high and mighty.

Yes, you created an apocalypse, had people running for the hills.
But they were delusional, because nobody's scared of Bill!

You are nothing special, especially when compared to me; I know.
I'm the last remaining giant of a race that used to rule the world!

You mentioned something earlier about me being dead... fool.
At least I'll reform in a thousand years, the only one who's dead is you!

Among other things you struggle with action, that's why your apocalypse failed.
Even without the Pines in the picture, you were at a dead end, you'd eventually have to bail.

I laughed when you thought that through Weirdmageddon, you'd earn fame.
What's even more pathetic is that you were conned- beaten at your own game.

Bill-
(Sarcastic) Oh wow, how creative. I've only heard that about a hundred times before.
You couldn't come up with something better? You're too predictable, this is a bore.

But then, I don't know what I expected; you've got no object permanence.
(Condescending) It must be hard to focus when you're distracted by every minor disturbance.

But don't get your diaper in a twist, you're not alone; naivety's contagious.
How else would I have tricked and then possessed that time agent?

It's only thanks to him and you that I pulled off what I did.
We may call each other enemies, but you've really helped me, kid!

Time Baby-
You're calling me naive? If so, you're a hypocrite!
It's due to your own ignorance you no longer exist!

Now you're gone for good; no one will remember this has-been.
This lonely triangle amounts to just a whisper in the wind!

Do you yet regret this battle? You just can't beat the master of time.
Your own title's overstuffed; you're no master of the mind.

Your single claim to fame, those few days spent in chaos
Took you a billion years to achieve, and then... you lost.

Bill-
Okay, at this point it's a joke. You've got a squad, but I've got fans.
And of course they're going to vouch for me, maybe without reading this rap..!

All Gravity Fallers know is that I took over their town,
Including space, matter, and even TIME before I was taken down...

I'm a manipulative genius shrouded in mystery.
Insanity's my tool, psychos always go down in history.

Time Baby-
Blind infatuation won't protect you against skill and truth!
Why should you be so adored, when you can appear in dreams, and no more?

Why should you be trusted, when all you do is lie about the future?
Countless times you dropped a hint or threat, but they might as well have been false rumours!

WHO WON????

WHO'S NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!!

And that's a wrap for 2016, guys! Happy New Year's to all of you, and may the new year be full of everything you want it to be. I wish you all the best!

For the last time in 2016, GreyJay13 out!

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