Ok, first off, I want to apologize for not updating in forever. I've been really busy lately, I've had a play, homework to catch up on, and February has just been busy in general for me, but that's no excuse . I'm sorry guys. Anyways, this chapter is going to be a long one I think, with multiple different things that I want to show you guys. I'm going to start with recommending songs. Oh, and if you were thinking of skipping this chapter, I wouldn't, because I have a surprise at the end. ;)

Recommended Songs

1. The Energy Never Dies- The Script
This is a good song for coping with the loss of Gravity Falls. Enough said.

2. Every Storm- Gary Allen
This is a good song that reminds you of how there is always something good that will come out of even the worst ordeals. You will emerge a stronger person, and you'll always have that experience to reflect on, and learn from.

3. For The First Time- The Script
This is just a great song overall. You'll probably notice I'm a fan of this band. :)

4. Monster- Skillet
If you like rock songs, this is for you. Probably. Personally, I feel like this is a perfect fitting song for Bill Cipher.

5. Safe- Westlife
This is an amazing song. You may recognize it from Dolphin Tale, or from and X Factor audition a few years back. Either way, this is my favourite on this list.

Keep in mind, I'm not forcing you to go listen to these songs, they are just songs that I like, and want to recommend. Please don't tell me you hate these songs, this is just my opinion. Anyways, enough about that!

I'll be writing another one-shot after Weirdmageddon 3 airs. It'll be called After Stanford Was Taken. Never mind. That's a bad title, I'll change it later. Anyways, it will be about Stan's life after his brother was sucked into the portal. I hope you check it out :). Speaking of Weirdmageddon 3, WE ARE FOUR DAYS AWAY!!! WHERE DID ALL THIS TIME GO?! SERIOUSLY! I can hardly wait! Since I'm in Canada though, I likely won't see it till the sixteenth. :( I'm not sleeping until I watch it. I won't be sleeping the night before either. Heheh. Also, I'm writing a Weirdmageddon 3 book, if you want to check that out, that'd be great. If you do, thank you very much! If not... Ok then. It's all good. Smiles all around :)

Ok, ready for the surprise? Remember how I said I would post the parody of How Far We've Come on the fourteenth? Well.... Turns out I lied. Here it is, to make up for not updating in forever. By the way, the YouTube video is not mine!!! Only my lyrics belong to me! It's all in Dipstick's POV, by the way. The

Verse 1:
I knew right from the start that this town was weird.
Go upstairs, take a quick look at myself in the mirror.
And I know that there's no place I'd rather be than right here.

Stan is gone, the only one left here is Uncle Ford.
I can't believe Mabel and I thought we were gonna be bored.
I found a journal, it's amazing what we've seen, what we've heard, and what we've learned.

Chorus:
I know, he's gone, but then I swear that I can hear,
Him yell, "Dipper, get your butt over here!"

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

And I can't tell, if it's a dream or if it's real.
If it's real, should t I be able to feel?

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

Verse 2:
The saying goes you don't know what you have until it's gone,
Turns out it's got a ring of truth when things are said and done.
I want to cry because I've let my family down!
I was supposed to save the day and I couldn't.
I wish I'd known back then what I know right now,
Cause maybe then one of us wouldn't be underground!
This is the only problem I know of that the journal won't help me fix!

Chorus:
I know, he's gone, but then I swear that I can hear,
Him yell, "Dipper, get your butt over here!"

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

And I can't tell, if it's a dream or if it's real.
If it's real, should t I be able to feel?

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

Verse 3:
This summer will be over soon,
I've already started to clean out my bedroom.
The last two months have been ones I'll never forget,
And my Grunkle Stan's death is my only regret...

This summer will be over soon,
I've already started to clean out my bedroom.
The last two months have been ones I'll never forget,
And my Grunkle Stan's death is my only regret...

Chorus:
I know, he's gone, but then I swear that I can hear,
Him yell, "Dipper, get your butt over here!"

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

And I can't tell, if it's a dream or if it's real.
If it's real, should t I be able to feel?

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

I can't believe he's gone!
I can't believe he's gone...

I can't believe he's gone....

So.. There's that. This song will be incredibly sad if Stan really does die in the finale... Which is four days away. See you guys later. If I don't update again for a while, it's because I've been (and still will be) very busy updating that Weirdmageddon 3 book I talked about. Later! Thank you for 700 reads guys! This is amazing!