As you know from the title of this chapter, this is a parodied version of Halsey's Castle. It's about Stan's life, and his kind of.... Corrupted childhood. I can't describe it any other way. Anyways, here it is.

Verse 1:
I'm not who I used to be,
Hardened by the streets,
Kicked out of my house and disowned,
No one wanted me.

People say "It will get better"
I know that ain't always true, and
Going back was not an option
So I did the next best thing.

Chorus:
I started the Mystery Shack
And now there's no turning back....
Though it's all a hoax,
There're things that no one knows,
I have quite the history,
I started the Mystery Shack
No way to get my life back.
And though it's all a hoax,
There're are things that no one knows,
They just cannot see the real me.
(I started the Mystery Shack...)

Verse 2:
All those years spent on my own
Turned my heart to stone...
With no one, family nor friends,
Completely, all alone.

People say "It will get better"
I know that ain't always true, and
Going back was not an option
So I did the next best thing.
(The next best thing)
(The next best thing)
(The next best thing)
(The next best thing)

Chorus:
I started the Mystery Shack
And now there's no turning back....
Though it's all a hoax,
There're things that no one knows,
I have quite the history,
I started the Mystery Shack
No way to get my life back.
And though it's all a hoax,
There're are things that no one knows,
They just cannot see the real me.
(I started the Mystery Shack...)

I did the next best thing...
I did the next best thing...
I did the next best thing...
I did the next best thing...

Chorus:
I started the Mystery Shack
And now there's no turning back....
Though it's all a hoax,
There're things that no one knows,
I have quite the history,
I started the Mystery Shack
No way to get my life back.
And though it's all a hoax,
There're are things that no one knows,
They just cannot see the real me.
(I started the Mystery Shack...)

Chorus:
I started the Mystery Shack
And now there's no turning back....
Though it's all a hoax,
There're things that no one knows,
I have quite the history,
I started the Mystery Shack
No way to get my life back.
And though it's all a hoax,
There're are things that no one knows,
They just cannot see the real me.
(I started the Mystery Shack...)

There it is. I had this finished early, but I waited a few days because of my set deadline. It would've bugged me if I released it at a different time. You may have noticed several parts have been deleted from this book. It's because this is a parodies book, not a randomness book, and there were a lot of randomness chapters I wanted to delete. They're gone now, so that's done. I'll be updating W:CLTC (Warning: Could Lead To Catastrophe) tomorrow, for anyone who reads that. Also, remember when I told you guys about that Life Explained book? Well, I'm still going to create and publish it, but it'll be a while. I want to prewrite chapters for W:CLTC, and then I have a few other Gravity Falls fanfics coming up...anyways, back to the parody. Requested by DesansCipher . Thanks for the request, and thanks for reading! This A/N is becoming WAY too long, so....GreyJay13 out! *salutes*