This song was requested by @JeddyDorito. Thanks for the request! Just a heads up guys, THERE US SWEARING IN THIS!!! I couldn't bleep it out unfortunately... But I do have to say, I love the song! So, this one was fine from Gideon's point of view. It's kind of creepy at some parts, but that is only to show Gideon's personality. It's... Well, creepy. THE YOUTUBE VIDEO IS NOT MINE!!! Only my lyrics belong to me! Also, for some reason I put the chorus in bold... I don't know why, really. So here's the song! Enjoy it!

Verse 1:
(Ha ha ha ha)
Tell me, Mabel Pines, are you new in town?
(Oh, oh)
All I know is that I haven't seen you around.
(Oh, oh)
Cause I'd remember if I'd seen such... A face before
Don't forget that my time-inclined abilities... Are not just lore

I know that you think that I'm a fraud
You doubt I can read your mind
It'd be correct if I told you you're dead wrong
My telepathy is one of a kind

Pre-Chorus:
I'm coming for you, Pines

Chorus:
Because I know your secrets
And I'll exploit them
Because I want the portal
I'll stop at nothing

Better keep a watch, don't turn your back
The mystery won't last
Because I know your secrets
(Oh, oh)
You'll see me soon enough
(Oh, oh)
You'll see me soon enough
(Oh, oh)

Verse 2:
I can see it all now, I will rule this town
(Oh, oh)
With no one in the way of my rise to fame
And fortune, too
And all it would take is just one more thing
The first journal
I'm going to be the one who has crafted
Your rise and fall
(Oh, oh)

Pre-Chorus:
And I'll get there soon...

Chorus:
Because I know your secrets
And I'll exploit them
Because I want the portal
I'll stop at nothing

Better keep a watch, don't turn your back
The mystery won't last
Because I know your secrets
(Oh, oh)
You'll see me soon enough

Now there's no stopping me
I'm invincible, my dream is all I see

I'm finally at the top,
And I won't come down

So don't bother trying to fight back
There's nothing you can hide from me!

Chorus:
Because I know your secrets
And I'll exploit them
Because I want the portal
I'll stop at nothing

Better keep a watch, don't turn your back
The mystery won't last
Because I know your secrets
(Oh, oh)

Because I know your secrets
And I'll exploit them
Because I want the portal
I'll stop at nothing

Better keep a watch, don't turn your back
The mystery won't last
Because I know your secrets
(Oh, oh)
You'll see me soon enough

Ok.... So tell me how you liked it! I'm proud of this one, it's probably my favourite. But guys, there's something serious I need to say.

This book might be coming to an end. I mean, when I started to write this song, it took me literally half an hour of straight thinking just to come up with an idea for the song. And even then, it took me another two days to write the words. The thing is, I've done a song about nearly every big story arc in GF. Weirdmageddon, Gideon breaking out of jail, Gideon taking over the shack, McGucket going crazy... et cetera. I won't end this book just yet, (and I might not at all) but from now on, my parodies will not be every Friday. I just don't have enough ideas. I'm sorry. I wish I could fix this. I just... Don't know what to do anymore.

Although. If you guys would still read this book, I could make parodies about other things. That way, I could still rewrite songs, which is what I love doing, and I could even OCCASIONALLY rewrite a GF song here and there. How does that sound? Please let me know! Have a great whatever time of day it is where you are. :)