yeah
while I'm still working on the requests you guys made, I'm going to entertain y'all with funny quotes
tag urselves ppl

"I like glitter and girls"

"I hate school more than anything, but at least I get to be away from my family"

"*to our japanese friend* Are your parents japanese too?"

"I sound exactly like Shakira *tries to imitate Shakira and sounds like a dying goat"

"She left me for a tripod"

"Why are you such a bitch with an angel voice"

"So, I invited this new kid to have lunch with me and my school friends this week, because, like, whenever new kids don't get invited to have lunch with us they immediately consider themselves useless bacterias"

"Whenever you put nuts in a cake, it authomatically tastes like bread"

"I locked myself in my room, and then the doorknob fell, and I was stuck for three hours, until my mom arrived. If I lived alone, I'd probably have died in that room"

"You can rent me for Valentine's Day if you want to, just pay me one chocolate per hour and we're good to go"

"Witches and Wizards are real, I've seen one, he was wearing black clothes, and black boots. Black boots!"

"Do you think dogs go through teen angst"

"Vegans are going to take over the world"

"The world's biggest lie is, 'I know how to draw male anatomy', no one does"

"Let's die together, like bros"

"Lúcifer was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs"

"I once dreamt I was puking poop, I woke up, googled it, turns out it can actually happen, just super weird"

"Last night I dreamed I was parachuting, and then a nazi eagle showed up and ate the parachute"

two of the most chaotic quotes in here have been said by the same friend, can you guess which ones? 

lmao my group of friends it's entirely chaotic and this is the living proof of it