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Friday, October 5th 2012

"I haven't seen the principal at all today since only a little while ago and he was acting pretty weird," Dipper recalls his day with us as we meet up in the hallway after P.E. The entire time in that class, however, I couldn't focus as my eyes were pretty much on Aiden the whole time.

"Yeah, well, don't worry, I got it all figured out." The twins look at me expectantly. "Aiden is Bill." I hold my breath.

"WHA-?!" Dipper quickly covers Mabel's mouth to not rouse suspicion.

"Macie? What!?" he asks quieter.

"Yeah!" I tell them the entirety of my story and their jaws hit the floor at about the same time when I recall Aiden getting mad. "He's coming over today, by the way."

"No. No way! He's not getting close to any of us. Oh and Nathan is gonna have another thing coming, too! How dare he slam you up against a locker!" Dipper growls, glaring at the wall.

"Dude, stop, there's nothing you can do to Nathan with those noodle arms," the face he gives me almost makes me chuckle, but I hold it in, "and Bill has to come over so we can ask him questions and what not!"

"Macie, I don't think-!" The school bell rings, interrupting the boy and causing all the students in the hall to leave. It's like a sea of children there's so many people here! "Gah! Macie? Mabel!?" I can see Dipper's hat from up in front of the line while Mabel and I are stuck back here.

"Mabel, stay together, kay?" I turn to face her but see that her figure has completely disappeared. "Oh come on!" I don't even care anymore as I just let myself get dragged by the river of kids.

~~Time Skip brought to you by: "A-X-O-L-O-T-L! My time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!" -Bill Cipher~~

The bus ride home? Oh boy was that fun. 'At least Mabel was on my side.'  She tried keeping Dipper's voice down and calm since he wouldn't stop asking me questions. I could tell my female twin had many things to ask, too, but I'm glad she bit them back.

At one point, she shoved him. I couldn't have NOT laughed at his ridiculous form and body as his limbs hang awkwardly in the aisle of the bus. Though he just groans, grumbles some incoherent words, and sits back down, he does finally stop badgering me which I'm thankful for.

"We're home!" Mabel breaks the ten minute long silence, jumping up and slinging her sticker and glitter covered backpack over her shoulders and pushing passed Dipper to run down the middle and out the doors. 

The boy sighs and goes after her, mumbling something about her being way too comfortable with what's happening.

'At least Bill doesn't ride this bus...' I take one more glance at the vehicle and then walk across the street. Mabel is doing jumping jacks at the front door while Dipper just face palms. I giggle a little. 'How can I not? Mabel is just so...Mabel!'

"Your room. Now," my brother says sternly but I can hear his voice waver with worry. I don't blame him. I'm terrified, too.

When we get up to the hallway, right before our bedroom, Dipper tosses his backpack down the hall to his room. It lands with a loud thud. "What the heck is in your backpack?" I ask, standing still and staring.

"Books. Lots of 'em." His voice tells me not to ask any more questions, so I don't. 'Although I should, just to spite him for what he did on the bus... Nah, I shouldn't, he looks extremely stressed.'

"So, what do we do?" the female brunette questions as she buzzes around the room wildly. She picks up Waddles who was laying on... 'Why was he on my bed!?' and throws him in the air, catching the livestock when he falls and twirling him around.

'Oh, I see. Chat Noir and Waddles were cuddling on my bed... wait, what the heck?' I assume that's what they were doing since Chat is now sitting up and stretching from what I believe was  that cuddle session.

"Mabel, please don't let Waddles on my bed!" I pick my cat up and sit down on my mattress, putting him back down on my lap. He meows at me and jumps off, running out the cracked door. I sigh and lay back.

"Aw come on, Macie, Chat and him are such good friends!" She pouts, scrunching up her pig's cheeks in a pout, too. I roll my eyes.

"Guys! We're missing the bigger picture here!" Pine Tree cries, throwing his hands up, "Bill is Aiden... Bill is BACK. Bill is... he's-"

"Right here?"

"GAH!" We all scream in surprise when Bill appears right behind us, pivoting in my computer chair.

We're all too shocked to say anything or do anything...well, except Mabel. She instantly throws Waddles at the boy and, while he splutters and catches the pig in surprise, the teenager launches herself at the demon and tackles him to the floor.

"What the heck, Shooting Star!?" Bill struggles against my sister's weight. "Ahh!" He shuts his eyes and extends his hands to the air, making sure to tilt his head to the side. 

Everything goes quiet for a moment before little puffs of blue smoke appear above the two on the floor. After each puff of smoke follows a squeaky toy. Specifically a rubber bone dog chew that squeals each time one appears and rains down upon the kids.

"What the actual-" Dipper, finally gaining movement with his own arms, covers my mouth.

"Ah! I'm getting attacked by dog toys!" Mabel shrieks, covering the top of her head with both arms and getting off of Bill.

"Ha!" the dream demon triumphs.

"What the heck!?" I push passed my weak brother and jab the seventh grader in the chest. "What was that? How did you get in here!?"

Bill pumps his hands."Whoa, whoa, calm down, kids. One question at a time!" 

"Oh! Me first! Me first!" My male twin and I face palm at the same time. "Um, so...what the heck was with all the dog toys!?"

"Seriously, Mabel!? That's the first question you ask!?" Said girl smiles sheepishly back at us. Pinching the bridge of his nose, Dipper turns to Bill, "Bill. What the heck are you doing back? We destroyed you! What do you want from us!?"

"Sheesh, Pine Tree, chill. If I wanted to do something to you guys, don'tcha think I'd already have done it?"

"Alright. So talk." I glare.

"Where do I start? Let's see... Oh! So, when you Pines got the best of me, which, I'll admit, was really clever, I did a little chanting and what not and then poof, I was gone when Fez punched me in the eye!"

"Nice going Stan!" Dipper smiles. Mabel and I laugh, sharing a high five. 

"Wish I could have seen it..." The girl frowns.

"Don't worry, you'll see it." I wink and she gasps, hugging me.

"Uh, hello? Famous dream demon telling a story over here?!" Bill looks like a little kid pouting. His arms are on his hips and everything! I clear my throat and return attention to him. "Anyway, I thought I was a goner for sure but I then I poofed in a room full of water! There was a giant AXOLOTL and bla bla bla it said something about me reedeming myself, having a second chance."

"Th-the AXOLOTL? It...it gave me a choice of returning home or waking up back here..."

"Probably same AXOLOTL, then." Bill shrugs.

"Wait. Macie, the AXOLOTL that gave you the choice to stay here- after Bill had killed you-" Dipper growls and glares at the boy, who shrinks down a bit and waves awkwardly, "gave him a second chance just like you?!"

"Well I did invoke the ancient power that I may return... I called out for the AXOLOTL and it responded." Aiden shrugs nonchalantly.

"Great. Now we got you to deal with. What are you gonna do now that we figured you out? Gouge out our eyeballs?" I stare at my brother with a horrifying imagination.

"Nah. I can't really do anything. All I can do is summon things- like those rubber squeak thingys- and teleport, but not far."

"That's how you randomly showed up in our room!" Mabel giggles, spinning in my chair. 'Is she not taking any of this seriously?!'

"It sucks, too! Cuz I wanted to come back with full power! Stupid animal took everything away except for the two things I can do..." I sigh and glower.

"Well thank goodness for that! Who knows what you would have done if it just revived you! Revenge on us Pines, perhaps?" Aiden laughs, taking a seat on Mabel's bed. She growls and points to the floor. 'Guess she is taking this seriously...'

I almost laugh at Bill's wide eyes at Mabel being so aggressive. "Well, that was my first plan... Get close to you, and then destroy you!" Dipper shields me and puts me behind him. Cackling maniacally, the triangle now human'?' continues, "Buuuut after hanging around you guys for a while and seeing all the new things in this world, I kinda decided I didn't want to anymore!"

Eyebrows raised, arms crossed, Dipper speaks skeptically, "And how can we believe you?"

"Well. I have been trying to get on your good side, Ring." I get taken aback. "You know, being shy, trying to be your friend?"

"But then why...why did you start dropping hints of who you really were?" 'Like, seriously?!'

"Eh, I got bored. Plus, you ignoring me like the plague got annoying."

"And so now you think I won't be ignoring you even more?" 

"Nope! Now that you know, you can't get rid of me!"

"But- but what about the stupid principal!?"

With a snap of his fingers, a wad of cash lands in Aiden's hand. "It's hilarious what people will do for this green stuff!"

Mabel giggles, Dipper sighs, and I face palm again.

"So the principal stuff was all a ploy? What- to make us paranoid?" Dipper asks what I was thinking.

Bill shrugs, "Yeah, pretty much."

"I can't believe this..." Waddles walks up to me, oinks, and rubs my leg with his head. I bend down and pick him up, hugging his large, pink body.

"So. Why are you a seventh grader in Piedmont going by the name Aiden?" Mabel's legs swing as she tilts her head.

"It's what that freakish fish gave me. It sucks that I'm younger, too! Come on! I'm a trillion year old dream demon put into a flesh bag of a body and forced to go to school by these older adults who won't leave me alone!"

"You mean your parents?" It's getting harder to stifle any laughter bubbling up my throat.

"What? If you mean old, meat puppets that force food down my throat and make me go to sleep at nine-thirty? Then yeah, I guess they're parents."

I let it out. This is too great. "Hahahahahaha! Bill. You're a, what? Twelve year old kid? You have two parents, a mom and dad, right?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"They take care of you and you have to do what they say because you're their child!"

"But they keep forcing food down my throat and making me brush my teeth and making me go to sleep!" Bill whines like a child. To my right, I see Dipper finally breaking and bursting into laughter.

"Bill, do you not need to eat or sleep?" Mabel points out.

"I can but I don't like to. Last time I poured this- what was it- lemonade in my eyes they stung for hours!" This time, Mabel breaks, doubling over and falling out of my chair clutching her stomach.

"Oh man, this is too much!" My laughter dies down to small chuckles as I wipe my eyes of tears.

"Kids! Dinner!" Mom's voice calls from down stairs.

"Crap! Is it that late already?" I throw my jacket down and take off the shoes I forgot to remove when coming home.

"Okay- uh, Bill- we gotta go so go home!" Dipper keeps his pointer finger on Bill the entire time as he exits our room. 

"Did he just leave us by ourselves in a room with Bill Cipher?" Mabel walks up to me.

"Yes. Yes he did..." I turn around. "Seriously, Bill, go home! We're gonna talk about this tonight and we'll get back to you at school, kay?"

"But today's Friday and school doesn't start until Mondaaayyy and then I'll have to wait and be home with my dumb parents the entire tiiiiime and then on Sunday they'll make me go to this weird building with the letter t on the front and every time I go in it makes me feel weirrrrrddd!" 

'Oh my gosh this demon is a literal child...'

"Bill, oh my gosh, that's called a church!" Mabel runs off the moment Mom calls us again. "Just- go home! Come over sometime tomorrow!" He pouts but snaps his fingers while looking away. In a flash of blue light, Bill's gone.

I breathe a sigh of relief and descend downstairs for dinner. 

Did we really have to have nachos?

~~Time Skip brought to you by: Marco's Super Awesome Nachos! (Star Vs The Forces Of Evil)~~

"Honestly? I think he's harmless." The three of us hang out in Dipper's room at a late time of 11:45 pm. We've been talking for a while now and only just gotten to deciding what to do with Aiden...er, Bill.

"How could you think that!? This could all be some- some trick!" Dipper rebuts my comment. "Do you honestly think Bill Cipher, dream demon, bringer of the apocalypse, wants to be our friend?"

Mouth stiff, I nod. He smacks his forehead. "Dip look, I know I can't know anything about anything in this universe anymore, but what I'm saying is this- that if the AXOLOTL gave me a second chance and then gave HIM a second chance... we should respect its decision, right?"

"But Bill- he might-!"

"Plus! Did you see his pout-y face? It was so cute!" Mabel gushes, scrunching her cheeks together.

"Also, trust me. I've seen so many fan fictions where Bill comes back after the show and he's practically like he is now." 'Maybe that'll ease him?'

"Okay, so in fan fiction universe, a lot of stories has Bill returning after Gravity Falls is over and doing what? Plotting revenge?!" 'Guess not...'

"No. He usually comes and bugs you guys and learns about the world he tried to destroy. I might have one saved, hang on." I dive into my computer and log into my account. Scrolling down to favorites, I check for any that might fit the appropriate criteria. 

"Well?" I can feel my sister breathing down my neck.

"Huh. Guess I never favorited the ones I've read. Oh well, it doesn't matter. I say we just keep our eyes open for anything if he seems to want to do anything malicious? Yeah?"

Dipper grumbles, "Whatever..."

"I think it could be fun! But, we should definitely make him apologize for what he did!"

"I agree with Mabel, that'd actually be pretty funny, right?"

"Maybe... But we can't let Great Uncle Ford know about this! He'd flip!" 

"Fine, fine, whatever you say Dippin' Dots!" I chuckle and punch him in the shoulder. He winces and whines, rubbing the sore.

"Now. Who wants to see my journal three?!"

"Oo ooooo, meee!" I laugh at his excited squeals, completely out of character. 

"Alright. Look, this is the place where we learned all about Ford's adventure in the portal for thirty years."

The twins "Ooo" and "Awe!".

For the rest of the night, my siblings and I laugh and reminiscence on my journal, sharing stories.

~~Diary Entry~~

10-6-12

Oh man, did we have a long day yesterday? Bill's back. I guess this really is like a fan fiction now, hah! 

Dipper is pretty skeptical about everything but- that's kinda what I expected. 

Mabel is excited to show Bill her sweaters- said something about making him one? I'm totally going to show her fan art of her with Bill wearing a yellow sweater with a black brick pattern!

Honestly? I hope everything turns out alright. Maybe it's just THIS universe but what if Bill came back because I did? I hope I don't cause anything bad to happen because of my choice.

I wouldn't change it for anything.

Macie~~

Funnest chapter I've written. Actually laughed hard at how I wrote Bill XD