Ever just randomly lick your hand and go, damn I taste bitter.

And yet, those tiny little vampires love me and my sus sweet blood.

The universe we live in is a mystery.

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Mabel: Alright, describe your dream guy!

Candy: Hes dark and mysterious...and loves to sing and can play the organ!

Grenda: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera?

Candy: *smiles dreamily* Mmm...