A silly thing that happened to me in life.

I saw something that kinda looked like a gem (chocolate). I grabbed the packet thingy from my mom's hand and just put that gem in my mouth.

Shock of my life when it turned sourish and bitter.

Cue my mom telling me that I ate a vitamin supplement tablet.

And I chewed it.

And swallowed it.

Without water.

That's my one true superpower, I can chew and swallow medicines without water and live.

.

*at the end of summer*

Stanley: I guess you want your life and name back now.

Stanford: No thanks. I've seen it, and you can keep it.