"Here we go."- Grunkle Stan.  OH MY GOODNESS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT 2 MORE DAYS. The show is one of the funniest cartoons ever and it has the BEST PLOT EVER!!!!!!!!!  And that is why I'm making  this book, now "ONWARD AOSHIMA"- Mabel for more quotes.

"Your smarts are no match for dumb luck!" -Grunkle Stan

"Oh look the constable! What are you gonna do put me in ye stocks." - Grunkle Stan

"GRAPPLING HOOK!!!!"- Mabel

"Theory number 3, my personal favorite, he's normal and Dipper's just crazy." - Mabel

" You realize what this means Mabel, were going to have to break in."- Dipper                                                   "Here's your free pioneer day passes and your balloons"- Museum lady                                                                 "We're in."- Dipper 

"The only thing we have to fear is giant man eating spiders!"- Quentin Trembley 

"Oh no we gotta get out of here!"- Dipper                                                                                                                            "Kids if I die make sure I a bigger tombstone than Ford." - Grunkle Stan  

"Grunkle Stan is this legal." - Mabel                                                                                                                                          "When the cops aren't around anything's legal."- Grunkle Stan