The act

"Bring out the Midgardian." The Chitauri Leader, Hoffman, instructs a collect large group of Chitauri.

Loki despised Hoffman, instantaneously when he had been put in Hoffman's presence, with more than every inch of his body. Hoffman has a large build, claws that were larger than average Chitauri, his claws are remarkably sharper too, and his armor is perhaps the most well designed of all that Loki has seen from every ugly beast roaming Chitagard.Hoffman's armor is shiny as though it had been recently cleaned in the hours prior. Hoffman's selfish adore to the armor did not for the very least earn Loki's respect.

"Midgardian?" Loki said, acting confused. "Are you sure?"

The many Chitauri guards turn their heads towards Hoffman.

"Sure as speaking to you, God of Mischief." Hoffman said. "Go on, retrieve the Midgardian."A few numbers of the Chitauri group left the room to retrieve Elizabeth. "We had a Midgardian and a realm intruder similar to you arrive in Chitagard." Hoffman's large intimidating knightly themed claws taps on the chair's arm."A rather young Midgardian."

Earlier Loki had made himself appear in a different section of the building--and had played a trick on the cameras to think that Elizabeth sat there for an entire hour holding her doll sitting crisscross applesauce--then let the Chitauri think he had surrendered. When really this is all part of a improvised spurred on the moment plan that was explained to Elizabeth. Besides, all the previous ideas in Loki's mind all ended with the Chitauri catching him and Elizabeth. These previous ideas all resulted in Elizabeth's death. It was inevitable but this plan had none of that.

"And what about the other?" Loki asks.

"Dead."  Hoffman said. "Yet, my men have been unable to find the body."

"Animals are very desperate creatures when the Ecosystem is unbalanced." Loki said. "The deceased is eaten shortly after passing."

"Ah, you're aware that our hunting is...not the best." Hoffman said.

Loki nods.

"And very unnecessary running down your food source." Loki said. "It is no wonder you attempt to invade other realms."

"We were approached." Hoffman spoke up.

Loki tilts his head.

"You're jumping the trigger." Loki said. "Being approached to invade other realms does not connect to  hunting."

"An Asgardian was searching for you." Hoffman said.  "We only stopped because of Thanos."

"Thanos?" Loki asks. "He's a myth."

"A myth I saw for my very eyes."  Hoffman said. "Our agreement was orchestrated by him."

"On what terms did did this agreement end on?" Loki asks.

"We be allowed to conquer Midgard." Hoffman said. "I am still awaiting my army's word if they succeeded."

 The room had fallen silent between Loki and Hoffman, that is until a sound of feet came walking in including the very sight of Elizabeth kicking at a Chitauri's face repeatedly looking quite mad. The injured Chitauri fell back covering the area where his left eye should be cowering in pain.Loki is seen to be the slightest of all amused at the cowering Chitauri. One of the Chitauri drops Elizabeth to the floor.

Elizabeth gets up and next holds out her Princess Aurora Doll looking fiercely determined.

"Apologize!" Elizabeth demands.

"Hm?" Hoffman said, tilting his head.

"Apologize!" Elizabeth demands.

"It seems that one of your men insulted the Midgardian's doll." Loki said. "If you want to hear other than  'apologize' coming from the Midgardan then apologize for your men, who unfortunately do not have morals and a reasonable thick brain, to get her speaking."

"And how do you know this?" Hoffman asks.

"I have intuition, and, common sense." Loki said. "A Midgardian Child will continue to act stubborn in front of your horrendous kind demanding for an apology if it is not given."

Hoffman turns his attention towards Elizabeth.

"My men deeply regret insulting your Doll." Hoffman said. Loki makes a fake cough. "Dollenia?" Loki shook his hand. "Piratenia?" Loki's glare is more of a  'Are you stupid?' towards Hoffman. "My Captain?"

"My Captain!" Elizabeth squeaks.

"My men deeply regret insulting My Captain." Hoffman apologizes, as The Short Chitauri flinches.

"Better." Elizabeth said with a relived sigh. "My Captain forgives you." She looks down towards the doll appearing to be happy. "Right, Pal?" Elizabeth hugs the Princess Aurora doll. "My Captain,you're the best!"

"It is time for the question I have been eager to ask." Hoffman said, narrowing his eyes towards Loki in a dramatic way.

"A little over dramatic." Loki said.  "If it is a question you have, just ask."

"Do you know this Midgardian,God of Mischief?" Hoffman asks, leaned forward from his throne.

"I do not." Loki lies

"Quite unsure how you knew the name of  'My Captain'." Hoffman said.

"She's the Captain of the Bright Emerald and Captain Jack Sparrow is her awesome nonsense Uncle!" Elizabeth said. "He actually said, and I quote,  'I am making sense right now!' in one of the movies."

"Ignore that." Loki said, with a slight wave of his right hand.

"How can you possibly know the correct name, Odinson?" Hoffman asks.

"She's a child." Loki said. "And these days Midgardian Children do not name their pirate themed dolls 'Sarah','Elizabeth','Amy', and so on." Loki counts his fingers while mentioning the various names. "These days I've heard children call their toys by ridiclious names."

Hoffman looks towards Elizabeth.

"Do you know this Asgardian?" Hoffman asks.

Elizabeth tilts her head and puts Princess Aurora close to her ear.

"Uh huh, My Captain?" Elizabeth asks, holding her index finger up. "Uh...Huh." Elizabeth turns her head towards the Princess Aurora Doll that has a Pirate hat on and lowers the doll from her ear. Elizabeth looks down towards The Princess Aurora Doll. Her eyebrows hunched together,her carefree blue eyes turn serious, and her bottom lip went up. "That's a big no-no."

Hoffman leans his elbow on the right hand arm to the chair.

"Today is not my day." Hoffman said.

"My Captain says you have a cough." Elizabeth said. "A really bad cough." Elizabeth takes out a small pink wrapped item from her jean pocket. "A friend of mine in New York has a really bad cough, so I started taking these handy dandy cough relievers with me.My mommy used to have a bad case of Brony-Kite-his, or something like that, I have more in my pocket."

 "What is the bright emerald?" A high pitched Chitauri asks.

Okay, lets call that one The High Pitch Chitauri.

"It is a relative to the Pearl." Elizabeth said. "The Black Pearl." Elizabeth held  My Captain up in the air appearing to be confident. "My Captain can describe the ship to you; just clear your mind and listen." She presses a button on the side of Princess Aurora's waist. "In one...two...tree."

The Chitauri, who are systematically connected to the technology, stood there gaping.

"Why you dummy, stop gawking at me!" The High Pitch Chitauri said, slapping another Chitauri at the face. "You're getting me all paranoid."

The High Pitch Chitauri is apparently not hooked into the Chitauri technology.

"That is so beautiful."  A couple Chitauri said at once.

"Midgardian, answer my question!" Hoffman demands, slamming his fist on the chair's arm.

"Eh, you didn't ask politely." Elizabeth said.

"Can you please answer my question?" Hoffman politely asks.

"Sure." Elizabeth said.

"Do you know this Asgardian?" Hoffman asks.

"You mean Dracula?" Elizabeth said, tilting her head. "The tall guy who's like a magnificent black dove in the middle of a group consisting of white doves?"

"His name is not Dracula." Hoffman said.

"Then are you big Rhino head?" Elizabeth asks.

"No." Hoffman said. "I am Hoffman, leader of Chitagard, and all the Chitauri in this realm! There is ten realms."

"My friend Fred said there's nine." Elizabeth said. "Or...I think he did." She held up the wrapped item. "Cough drop?"

"Stop playing games with me." Hoffman said. "This annoying attempt to not answer is not worth your life."

"So not answering is worth my life?" Elizabeth asks.

"I didn't say that." Hoffman said.

"You said 'not' twice." Elizabeth said, holding her index finger forwards, and as she did when everyone was not paying attention to Loki;Loki slipped away from the room at the entrance way disappearing in the act. "I thought intimidating alien leaders knew using a double negative twice does not make sense." She shook her head.We see a green wave splash on Hoffman's boots that get covered in ugly sea-related grass. "I am unsure how you take 'do you mind if I take you boot' as a question that deserves a boot."

"What's with the boot all of a sudden?" Hoffman asks.

"I don't know." Elizabeth said. "I just find that your metal boots are covered in seaweed."

Hoffman looks down.

"My boots!" Hoffman reacts, yanking off the seaweed. He glares towards Elizabeth. "Do you know that Mischievous Asgardian?"

"Well..." Elizabeth said, looking over her shoulder where there lacks a presence of Loki."I don't see him." She looks back straight towards a frustrated Hoffman. "So, no, I don't know where he went." She strokes the hair of  My Captain. "This is the first time I met Prince Dracula."

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top