When peope use the word "The" excessively...

Example: (In school)

"Here class, we can see the perotalos genedis the which is the good property of the liguana.

The hair of their skin is the smooth and the rough the depending on the type of the liguana. If anyone has the questions please speak the out.

Yes you the Robert!

Sir--

Shut the up! How dare you talk back to the me!"

Uggggghhh how can I even... ughhh

My teacher always does this, every FREAKING time. There's literally a grammatical error at EACH sentence that comes out of his mouth!! Can I change the teacher of the me please?

Second, you're not Starfire, it doesn't suit you. (Yes, I watch that show, I still watch cartoons despite my age)
STOP IT, GET SOME HEEELP FOR PETE'S SAKE!

*BONUS*

My science teacher always pronounces 'p' as 'f' whenever she speaks. Which kinda makes me laugh hahahha, I secretly laugh when she's not looking .

Example: (In a lecture)

"Our hair has three farts.

The follicle, the--

Wait, the faint is still not dry here, it got into the fart of my hair!!"

See  what  I  mean?Every time  the  word  is "part", she automatically  changes  it  to "fart"!!! (Although I  do  find  it  funny).