When the two main characters can't stop meeting each other coincidentally...

Example: (In a mall)

"Hey there Alex, nice meeting you here. "

"Yeah, talk  about  destiny, right?"

"Maybe  we're  meant  for  each  other."

"Don't even ducking dare."

*

"Hey  hey  Alex!! You're here  too?"

"What  the  duck  are  you  doing  here?"

"Relax, it's a  coincidence."

Bitch phuuuleeeaz, stop it author. We all know you want  them together but stooop the fucking so-called coincidences for the good of all that is holy!!!

No one meets that much  coincidentally in a fucking day!!

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If this has offended you in any  way, I apologize. I am not  pertaining  to any wattpad book but based from my observation on a variety of ones, here we  are.