When people type "collage" instead of "college"...

Example: (While messaging)

"Hey dude, where are you gonna go for collage?"

"Don't you mean, "college"? Darn autocorrect right?"

"No, I don't think I've misspelled it."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Oh yes, yes, right, I haven't decided yet..."

Well then, I guess I should go to  collage now...

I was literally triggered. I clicked  the exit button and  thought to  myself, "Calm  thyself, Calm  thyself. Calm  thy-fucking-self.

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If this has in anyway offended you, I apologize. I have taken into consideration that english may not be their first language, I just couldn't stop my urges to rant.