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earth's (un)mightiest losers
spiderbaby, omg a witch! & 13 more

only human
wassup hoes

spiderbaby
yo

god of hammer-thunder
jeez don't u ever sleep?

(un)cool grandpa jr
what exactly are you two doing
awake at 3 fucking am

totally can't fly
can u guys please stfu and go to sleep before u wake up everyone else?

killer queen
chris and rob, they could literally ask u same question

spiderbaby
^

god of hammer-thunder
i have kids who keep me up at night

only human
to answer your questions chris,
i sleep during the day
and robert, me and tom just
finished playing monopoly
and now we're bored af

meatal arm
don't u and ur roommate have better things
to do than texting in a gc full of grown ass adults?

only human
nah, we love bothering u
grown ass adults🤪

rude
more important question:
why is tom still at your house at three am?
oh wait u have a roommate??
do i know him?

only human
nobody tell him

omg! a witch!
iT's ToM

iron man #2
tom is still at her house bc
it's also his house? duh

rude
HE'S HER WHAT
HE LIVES WHERE

only human
didn't u know?
liz and don, i hate u both

rude
I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE JUST FRIENDS
MY TOMITHEA HEART CAN'T TAKE IT OMG

spiderbaby
we are???

only human
wait tom
he said OUR ship name
oh my lord ffs

spiderbaby
oh my god, here we go
satan, take my soul right now

meatal arm
DID SOMEONE TEXT TOMITHEA

killer queen
tOmItHeA
I'VE BEEN FUCKING SUMMONED

omg! a witch!
OMG WHAT DID THEY DO
IS SHE PREGNANT

america's ass
ARE TEHY FINALLY TOGHERTER??
DID THEY FINALLY CONFESS THWIE FEELONGD??

only human
chris did u know that u text like captain america
but he has a valid reason to text like that
HE WAS FUCKING HYBERNATED

spiderbaby
doesn't ur phone have a t9

america's ass
yeah but i turned it off

green angry big human
I'M SORRY I'M LATE BUT I
WAS HAVING THIS BEAUTIFUL
TOMITHEA DREAM
IN WHICH THEY WERE HAPPY
AND MARRIED AND HAD KIDS

(un)cool grandpa jr
bro that just sounds wonderful
wait
it's been five minutes
where did they go

totally can't fly
maybe they're just consuming their love
for each other

spiderbaby
ew gross^

omg! a witch!
did he just-

only human
oh
so fucking with me
would be gross?
cool.

spiderbaby
calithea
you know that's not what i meant
but u r like a sister to me

only human
yeah, i know
im very tired guys ttyl
gn

(un)cool grandpa jr
did they just

america's ass
a-are they a-arguing?

can fly
you go right now to your girlfriend
and you apologize right now with that
dick of yours you naughty boy

killer queen
mackie

can fly
lmg... not the time?

spiderbaby
yeah
now, if y'all excuse me i have stuff to work out

...

[PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN QUACKSON🥐💛 AND CALI💛]

quackson🥐💛
calithea
are you really angry at me?

cali💛
i'm not mad at you, tom

quackson🥐💛
then y r u not here cuddling me?

cali💛
jeez u r so needy

quackson🥐💛
u love me
u didn't answer my question tho

cali💛
im drinking chamomile
if u want cuddles join me downstairs

quackson🥐💛
calithea
u only drink chamomile when u r upset

cali💛
sorry

quackson🥐💛
don't apologize
just tell me why u r upset please

calit💛
it's just, idk
i know u said that bc
we don't want the others
to know about us
but it hurt a lil reading that
having sex with
me would be gross ig

quackson🥐💛
u already know why i did that
thats it i'm coming downstairs
i want a dance with my beautiful girlfriend
then i'll show u how much not gross u r
start playing fly me to the moon, im almost at the stairs

cali💛
womack's or sinatra's

quackson🥐💛
do u even have to question it
womack's ofc
u better b ready im at the bottom of the stars

yo, i'm still alive and i have some ideas for this fic

hope y'all like it