niallhoran: guys i found something

niallhoran: and it isn't the cure to cancer harry

harrystyles: well then i am not interested

louist91: me neither

fakeliampayne: what now niall

zaynmalik: honestly this better be good

niallhoran: ok so hammers

louist91: im done

niallhoran: DID YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MANY HAMMERS THERE ARE IN THE WORLD?!

niallhoran: LIKE DUDE!!!!!!!1111!!!

zaynmalik: why

niallhoran: why not ?!/!/!/!$/$

louist91: why are you like this ?

niallhoran: i was born

harrystyles: i like hammers

harrystyles: they ham real good

niallhoran: BUT SERIOUSLYS LIKE I JUST THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY TYPE OF HAMMER IN THE WORLD BT BOY I WAS..

niallhoran: WAIT WHAT

louist91: harold why are you like this ?

fakeliampayne: it's too early in the morning for this

harrystyles: i was born this way baby

niallhoran: BABBBYSYY

niallhoran: FCUK MEEENSJSJJ

louist91: shut up mayo

harrystyles: so how about them hammers guys?! am i right

harrystyles: hahahah

zaynmalik: harry, dear, no

fakeliampayne: leave

harrystyles: *when you try your best but you don't succeed*

louist91: u tried

niallhoran: but failed

harrystyles: and i will keep on trying, i will keep on fighting, if it means getting away from YOU

harrystyles: niall i thought we were buds, bud

niallhoran: HAHAHAH no

fakeliampayne: lets not be mean now

fakeliampayne: lets remember who started this conversation in the first place, Niall

louist91: daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

harrystyles: OH BOI

harrystyles: GOTTA ZAYN

niallhoran: YE BOI

harrystyles: ZAYN WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT HOME BOY

harrystyles: WHERE ARE U NOW THAT I NEED YA

zaynmalik: don't bring me into this

fakeliampayne: guysss lets just chill out, yeah?

louist91: you can't run away from this daddy

niallhoran: sTeAmY

harrystyles: you guys are mean :(

louist91: shhhhh don't fight this babe. Its okay

niallhoran: BABE

harrystyles: BABE

fakeliampayne: BABE

zaynmalik: babe?

louist91: GOTTA ZAYN

niallhoran: FRiCK

zaynmalik: this joke is getting old

louist91: OH YEAH! well ur career is getting old but you don't see us complaining zayn.

niallhoran: OHHH

harrystyles: OHHAHAHHH

fakeliampayne: aw

fakeliampayne: you wanna talk about zayn?

fakeliampayne: fuck i meant about it

louist91: yes i do want to talk about zen for one second

zaynmalik: thats not even my name

harrystyles: shut it zack

louist91: u see here zachary, u got me fucked up. why u ask? well why the fuck not. bitch.

zaynmalik: i hate you all

niallhoran: and that is why you left, hm?

zaynmalik: i'm being bullied

louist91: OOOHHHHHSHAHHAH

harrystyles: HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!

fakeliampayne: but you have four

harrystyles: touché

zaynmalik: OHHHHHHH HE SAID YOUR ASS HAS FOUR NIPPLES!!!!!

harrystyles: IM PROUD OF MY FOUR NIPPLES THANK YOU

louist91: good going babe

harrystyles: HCJDHSNSJAK

niallhoran: I AM DEAD, I AM GONE, I AM DECEASED

fakeliampayne: my soul can't take this shit. i am feeling all the feels i don't usually feel

louist91: u guys are weird, get over urselves

louist91: u seriously never seen friends call each other cutesy names before?

louist91: like chill

niallhoran: there is no chill

niallhoran: let me be non-chill

niallhoran: chill is not in my vocabulary when it comes to this particular topic

niallhoran: and he's your lover so

harrystyles: i like hammers

harrystyles: theres claw hammers, ball peen hammers, cross peen hammers..

louist91: because they ham stuff good right?

harrystyles: yes, yes they do

niallhoran: man the tension in here is quite thick

niallhoran: may need a hammer to ham it

harrystyles: i was just about to say that Niall

louist91: ffs

zaynmalik: theres jack hammers, sledge hammers, claw hammers

zaynmalik: wow these are pretty interesting

louist91: not you too

harrystyles: the claw hammers is what really got me

fakeliampayne: we're losing them

niallhoran: well i totally NAILED this conversation

louist91: execute urself

zaynmalik: jump off a cliff

harrystyles: same

louist91: bitch u better not jump off a cliff

zaynmalik: what about me

louist91: what about u?

zaynmalik: can't you see i'm crying out for help here?

zaynmalik: i'm going to jump off a cliff guys

fakeliampayne: let's not do that zayn

niallhoran: oh shoot my feelings

harrystyles: that took a turn for the worst

louist91: u can say that again

harrystyles: that went from 100 to 0 real mother fucking quick

louist91: a bit more edgy, me likey

zaynmalik: BRO BRO BRO ITS JUST A PRANK, ITS JUST A PRANK

fakeliampayne: i was a bit worried...

louist91: but this conversation was finally getting interesting

louist91: but i was worried too

harrystyles: i was also ..

niallhoran: FUCK MY FEELINGS !

fakeliampayne: you want to what what now

zaynmalik: okay so because you guys care so much, can we all stop saying "gotta zayn?"

louist91: nope

louist91: GOTTA ZAYN

harrystyles: GOTTA ZAYN

niallhoran: GOTTA ZAYN

fakeliampayne: GOTTA ZAYN i feel bad now

niallhoran has changed groupchat name to 'gotta zayn'

zaynmalik: I HATE ALL OF YOU

zaynmalik: except u liam

niallhoran: CJDJJSJ

fakeliampayne: ❤️

niallhoran: OH MUHAH

zaynmalik: GOTTA ZAYN