niallhoran: guysguysguysguygsuygsgsusgsyusgsgsugshshdhdhshdgds

niallhoran: importantimportantimportantimportant

louist91: jesus christ what do you want

niallhoran: yes i know i'm jesus christ

niallhoran: but where are the other guys

louist91: idk probably in mexico

niallhoran: wait what really

niallhoran: why wasn't i invited

louist91: no you door handle

louist91: they're probably just busy

niallhoran: but i wanted to keep my ships together

niallhoran: *keep in touch

louist91: let me guess

louist91: "oops"

harrystyles: hi

niallhoran: HARREH

louist91: wait one diddly darn second

louist91: only one person in this goddamn world can call harry, harreh. and that is moi

niallhoran: harreh

louist91: u son of a bitch

harrystyles: aw i'm being fought over

harrystyles: cute

louist91: take it back you fucker

niallhoran: woah defensive boyfriend now are we ?

louist91: im gonna kick your ass

niallhoran: KICK ME HARD DADDY

harrystyles: what now

niallhoran: yEAH YOU HEARD ME KICK ME DADDY LOU

harrystyles: daddy lou ?

harrystyles: when did this happen

niallhoran: NOW

louist91: never

niallhoran: SLAP ME DADDY

louist91: stop it you fucking breadstick

harrystyles: do you and niall have a thing?

fakeliampayne: morning lads

louist91: bullishit

niallhoran: YOU TWO ARE BULLSHIT, I SHIP NOIUS

harrystyles: i ship bullshit

niallhoran: LABSJSHSHSKAHS

fakeliampayne: great start to a morning

harrystyles: i'm serious do you and louis have a thing

niallhoran: ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND

harrystyles: my what

louist91: his what

niallhoran: YOU TWO ARE KILLING M E JUST KISS ALREADY AND STOP BEING JEALOUS OF THIS PEICE OF GOLD I AM

harrystyles: not jealous

louist91: you're not?

harrystyles: wait am i

niallhoran: SIJSHAJSGSHS S T O P

zaynmalik: morning

fakeliampayne: run

zaynmalik: wait why

louist91: so you were jealous

harrystyles: maybe slighty

zaynmalik: on my way to mexico see ya

fakeliampayne: i'm tagging along

niallhoran: THERE GOES MY HEART

niallhoran: WAIT DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE TWO

naillhoran: WAIT YES LEAVE ME ALONE EITH TGESE TWO

louist91: why were you jealous harbear

niallhoran: *SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL*

harrystyles: because he was being very sexual with you

niallhoran: *SCREAMS*

louist91: im sorry please don't be jealous

niallhoran: *SCREAMS WHILE FALLING OUT OF CHAIR*

harrystyles: i'll try not to be

harrystyles: for you

naillhoran: *SCREAMS WHILE FLAILING OUT OF THE WINDOW*

louist91: you're my harry

niallhoran: *SCREAMS WHILE GETTING UP FROM GROUND BECAUSE THAT REALLY HURT*

harrystyles: im yours and only

niallhoran: *SCREAMING AND RUNNING DOWN THE STREET BUTT NAKED*

harrystyles: ew

louist91: that's nasty tf

louist91: who would want to see you naked

harrystyles: and screaming

louist91: people are gonna think you're insane

louist91: oh wait you are

harrystyles: ha

niallhoran: I CAME TO HAVE GOOD TIME AND IM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RN

fakeliampayne: mexico is great

niallhoran: cue zayn

zaynmalik: mexico is amazing

niallhoran: TOLD YA

louist91: you're full of it neil

niallhoran: FULL OF HOPE

louist91: nope just full of it

niallhoran: DONT CRUSH MY DREAMS

zaynmalik: what do you mean full of hope

harrystyles: hope for peace and harmony

niallhoran: bitch tf

niallhoran: no for my ships

niallhoran: cough i mean chips?!:)?/!

fakeliampayne: fishy fishy

louist91: mcbites

fakeliampayne: what

louist91: y'know mcbites

fakeliampayne: what

louist91: do you not remember the commercial

fakeliampayne: in this part of mexico there is no tv

louist91: it's an old commercial

fakeliampayne: in this part of mexico there is suddenly no service

zaynmalik: adiós

harrystyles: they ran away

niallhoran: so you two can be alone

louist91: my phone has suddenly dropped 99% of its battery

louist91: adiós

niallhoran: whaT

niallhoran: NO

niallhoran: NO ADIÓS

niallhoran: IM SORRY

harrystyles: it's too late to say sorry now

niallhoran: don't tell me you'll leave too

harrystyles: canada is great with it's poutine

harrystyles: must go get some more poutine

niallhoran: everyone can go fuck off

niallhoran: oh wait they already did

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