niallhoran: guys guess what

harrystyles: you found the cure to cancer

fakeliampayne: you broke your leg

louist91: you died

niallhoran: you guys are mean

harrystyles: hey mine was genuine

niallhoran: except for you harry

harrystyles: yay i'm not mean

louist91: you were saying

niallhoran: right

niallhoran: wait where's zayn

zaynmalik: i'm here

niallhoran: great now i can tell my news

louist91: yawn

niallhoran: louis can you stop being mean to me for one second

louist91: i'm not being mean, i'm being my usual sassy self

harrystyles: louis stop being mean

louist91: yes sir

niallhoran: eHWHATTABS

fakeliampayne: you were saying niall

niallhoran: CANAH TYPESBHSH

zaynmalik: louis what did you do

louist91: im an innocent lil boy

harrystyles: hA

niallhoran: NOT HELSPING

louist91: cmon nail just get on with it

niallhoran: RIGht

niallhoran: so guess who the best person in the world is

fakeliampayne: dwayne johnson

zaynmalik: michael jackson

harrystyles: louis

louist91: john cena

niallhoran: why do you all wish death upon me

niallhoran: BUT ALL YOUR ANSWERS ARE WRONG BUT HARRY ILL MAKE AN EXPECTATION FOR YOU

niallhoran: THE ANSWER IS ME

fakeliampayne: ha

louist91: that's a funny joke

zaynmalik: where's the punch line

harrystyles: im so kind

niallhoran: I BOUGHT US TICKETS TO A FOOTBALL GAME

louist91: bro why

niallhoran: but i thought you liked football so i wanted to be nice

fakeliampayne: aw

zaynmalik: this is hurting my heart

harrystyles: *lovey eyes*

louist91: oh

louist91: i'm sorry

louist91: mayonnaise bread

niallhoran: fUCKING HELL

louist91: YOU THOUGHT I WAS BEING SINCERE HA

niallhoran: go to hell

louist91: ouch

louist91: why so cruel

harrystyles: yeah why so cruel

niallhoran: hARRY NOT YOU TOO

harrystyles: not you too what

fakeliampayne: guys just calm down

louist91: ooOoooOo daddy direction taking control

zaynmalik: daddy what

naillhoran: E N D  M E

fakeliampayne: i told you i ain't no father

louist91: but you're daddy

naillhoran: I THINK THAT POSITION IS ALREASY TAKEN ABHSHSHSV IF YOU KNOW EHAT I MEAN

louist91: oh do i

niallhoran: YESS

louist91: im not sure

niallhoran: ADMIT IT ALREASG FUCK

harrystyles: what are you talking about

fakeliampayne: soo am i still daddy?

zaynmalik: ?

naillhoran: WHY AUESTION IT ZAYN HSHSGSJSH

louist91: dood chill

fakeliampayne: are you on acid

zaynmalik: he seen the sun too much

louist91: GOOD ONE ZAYN

louist91: I AM PROUD OF YOU

zaynmalik: thanks

fakeliampayne: i'm proud of you too

zaynmalik: thabkajs

niallhoran: HAHAHAHHA

niallhoran: CANT TYPE MALIK HUH KAKDHWKW

louist91: leave him alone ratatouille

harrystyles: yeah

harrystyles: wait what

niallhoran: SFICKING UP FOR YOUR M8 I SEE

harrystyles: who me

niallhoran: WHO FUCKING ELSE YOU FUCKING DUCKLING

louist91: no one calls harry a duckling except for me you ugly piece of toast

niallhoran: ALJAKAKSHSJSSJ

niallhoran: wait i thought i was bread

louist91: same difference

harrystyles: difference same

louist91: what

fakeliampayne: what

niallhoran: what

zaynmalik: what

harrystyles: waht

louist91: get out

harrystyles: what why

louist91: disgusted

harrystyles: :(

niallhoran: YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS SKISS IY TO MAKE IT BETTER

louist91: aw harreh

harrystyles: loueh

niallhoran: NIALLKAJ

fakeliampayne: you're breaking him

zaynmalik: he may have a stroke

louist91: i notice zayn only says anything until liam does

niallhoran: GASP

niallhoran: OBSERVANT ZAIM MEMBER

fakeliampayne: observant what what

zaynmalik: gotta zayn

niallhoran: KAHSJSHSHS

fakeliampayne: this looks like a perfect opportunity to go

fakeliampayne: see ya

harrystyles: what an emotional rollercoaster

niallhoran: you're telling me

louist91: gottsa go see ya lads

niallhoran: *boyfriend and lad

louist91: bye nail

harrystyles: off to wizard of oz

niallhoran: i'm emotional and alone, don't touch me

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