niallhoran: yo vas up

zaynmalik: ..really

fakeliampayne: uh ?

louist91: oh god what did you do now neil

harrystyles: this is going to be good..

niallhoran: ok so i had an idea

louist91: you had an idea, gasp

niallhoran: hey not nice

niallhoran: anyways, i wanted to make a group chat so we can all stay in touch :)

fakeliampayne: can't we just call each other on the phone ?

niallhoran: nO

fakeliampayne: okay then

zaynmalik: this is a bit.. awkward

zaynmalik: you know, not trying to discourage anything, at all

niallhoran: oh zayn, zayn, zayn, poor innocent zayn, we all are friends here, no hard feelings.

fakeliampayne: right

harrystyles: totally

zaynmalik: alright, then i'll stay

niallhoran: yayy

niallhoran: all my ships are finally together

harrystyles: excuse me

niallhoran: oops

niallhoran: that wasn't suppose to send

louist91: neil

fakeliampayne: what were you actually planning

zaynmalik: i'm confused

niallhoran: um keeping in touch?.?.((.??.!?

harrystyles: that's totally what your intention was

niallhoran: right........

zaynmalik: still confused

louist91: why the dramatic dots neil????

fakeliampayne: everything here seems fishy

fakeliampayne: and it's not just niall smelling like fish this time

niallhoran: hey you take that back!

fakeliampayne: make me white bread

louist91: *CHANTS* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

harrystyles: don't encourage them to be even more reckless

louis91: shut it party pooper

louist91: fIGHT

zaynmalik: what's happening

louist91: shut it malik, i'm watching a bread fight

zaynmalik: ok

niallhoran: wHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME BREAD

fakeliampayne: dude you're like mayonnaise

niallhoran: WHY AM I GETTING SO ATTACKED

harrystyles: you started this yourself, gotta own up

niallhoran: WHAT HAVE I DONE THAT WAS SO WEONG LET ME LIV E

louist91: THIS IS GETTING GOOD

zaynmalik: am i allowed to talk now

harrystyles: shush

zaynmalik: oh

louist91: yOU TWO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS I WANNA WATCH THE GODDAMN SHOW

fakeliampayne: there is no fight so you two can talk

zaynmalik: yay

louist91: shut iT

zaynmalik: aw

louist91: when i say i wanna fight i wanna fiGHT

niallhoran: nO FIGHT

louist91: ima come over there and slap a bitch, aka: u

harrystyles: *you

louist91: shut it styles

niallhoran: iM NOT A BITCH WHATW

harrystyles: did you just call me styles what

fakeliampayne: ok i'm with zayn, i have no idea what's going on now

zaynmalik: finally

louist91: okay u know what, all of you are lame

fakeliampayne: gasp no you didn't

louist91: gasp yes i did

niallhoran: hey i'm not lame

harrystyles: bro don't even

zaynmalik: 'bro'

harrystyles: what's wrong with bro, bro

louist91: this is so cringy

louist91: im grinding

niallhoran: whaT

fakeliampayne: tmi

louist91: *CRINGING

louist91: i mEANT CRIBGING OH GODDSMSB

louist91: i

harrystyles: i'm laughing so much rn

zaynmalik: haha same

louist91: sHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ZEN

harrystyles: ha zen

zaynmalik: this is why i left

niallhoran: GOTTA ZAYN

fakeliampayne: gotta what what

niallhoran: sigh

niallhoran: only young people would understand

fakeliampayne: are you calling me old

louist91: that's why you're daddy direction

fakeliampayne: i am what what now

fakeliampayne: i'm not taking care of you

louist91: daddy pls

harrystyles: this is uncomfortable

niallhoran: eeEEH

zaynmalik: daddy?

niallhoran: AHH

fakeliampayne: you alright naill

niallhoran: iM oKay OKaY

louist91: don't listen to him daddy

harrystyles: uhm

louist91: problem

harrystyles: nope nun

niallhoran: ASFFTAISBGSY

zaynmalik: did you sneeze or something

niallhoran: ISNSNSHSV

fakeliampayne: is he being murdered

louist91: yo guys i gotta head out

fakeliampayne: later

fakeliampayne: speaking of which, i need to go also

zaynmalik: i'm bored so same

harrystyles: wait what

harrystyles: i leave to get some water and everyone leaves

niallhoran: you have me

harrystyles: i suddenly had something come up byee

niallhoran: you guys suck

niallhoran: everyone zayned

niallhoran: so i guess i'll just

niallhoran: gotta zayn

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I know what you're thinking:

"ERIN WTF ARE U THINKING?? U HAVE UNFINISHED BOOKS AND U ARE GONNA POST YHISS?!??"

Yes, yes I am.