Sweet Master Emerald, my screens are wet again! *Sighs* Welp, looks like he found my devise and kinda....Licked it. Dammit, werehog, why? I hate werehog slobber-

Werehog: Oh! Hello, there! It's me. The werehog, the big brother of both Sonic and Sonny. The strongest and the fluffiest of the three.

Werehog: You kinda look....Sweet. Are you a cherry? I love cherries! Come on, let me eat you. Please? I'm hungry.

Werehog: Here I come, little cherries! *Licks your screen* Hm....Tastes weird to be a cherry. *Shrugs but continues to lick everyone's devise screens*

Me: Werehog, give me back my damn devises! You're licking my screens again! I'm gonna have to start locking my screens again, huh? And, may someone please give him a damn cherry already? I get my devises are red, but gees-!