Life As A Hedgehog
Sarah took these screenshots for me.
Me talking to Donut Lord.
Me: *Tired....Really tired*
Expression: Um....Excuse me-? What was that, mate?
Be sure to always smile and hope for a better tomorrow.
*Cutely boops a random person* G'day, mate!
Me: *Smirks, about to jump on top of Sarah to wake her up*
Tom: Sonic, no.
Me: Hehe~ *Thumbs up*
*Talks to myself* I'm a ball. Just a normal everyday ball. Spot any difference? Betcha no one can find me like this. Oof- Shut up, Sonic! No, YOU shut up, Sonic!
Dude, why was I in a cage? What am I to you, a pet?
*It was at this moment when Sonic knew he f'd up*
Me: I'm sure no one noticed that big boom explosion....Right?
Me on gloomy rainy days. I was gonna take Sarah on a date but damn....It's raining. Now what?
Me like: If you hurt Sarah again, I will hurt you the same way but twice as worse. Touch my girl or my kids again, you will be sorry.
Me when some random dude at the bar verbally hit on Sarah--Tried to get with her, basically. Pop quiz, hot shot! You just messed with the wrong poorly-disguised hedgehog who had too much and is overly protective over his lover. Yeah, it was real. Do not ever take my girl away from me.
The bar fight....Perfect. Just perfect.
Me when Sarah kissed me for the first time in forever since childhood. I look stoned out of my mind even though I didn't do anything but damn....She kissed me. Last time she did that, we were only kids and Longclaw didn't know about her existance.
Trying to impress others like....Rah! Am I scary yet? No? Okay. Carry on.
What the haywire, Tom?! That bag was terrible! Don't you ever put me in it again! Ya hear, mate?! I will go all crazy Aussie on you next time!
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