Prologue- Taking A Swig

"I'm telling you Eijiro, it'll totally be worth it!" Kirishima's friend told him with a grin.
"I don't know dude, what if it's a scam? Like come on, a super computer that can help you be cool and strong?" He asked skeptically.
"Your choice, it may be the only chance to be a manly hero," his other friend shrugged, making Kirishima groan.

"Ok ok! I'll but it! But if it is a scam I'll beat you two," he said, making his friends laugh.
'Great, I just hope this pill works, or else this is so unmanly' He thought leaning against his chair.
'No, I have to be strong, like Ashido I need to be confident with myself, and can't freeze when danger comes! I will buy that pill, and become a hero!'

"Hey how much is the pill?" He asked his friend.
"Oh, about 600 dollars,"

"What?"

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Kirishima walked around the street to a deserted area with his hoodie over his head, cautiously looking around to make sure he doesn't see anyone he knows.
'This is stupid, this is stupid, this is stupid! Am I really doing this like a shady person?! I'm such a'
"Hey. You the kid who needs this SQUIP?" Kirishima jumped and looked up to see a hooded man with sunglasses and blond hair with a red streak running across his head.

"U-um, y-yeah," he stuttered.
'Come on Kirishima! Don't be scared!' He mentally scolded himself.
"Great, you got the 400 dollars?" The man asked.
"400?" Kirishima asked confused as he was told it was 600.
"You got a problem with that price?" The man scowled, making him shake his head.

"N-no! I have it here!" Kirishima shoved his his hand into his pocket and took out 400 and gave it to the man.
"Thanks kid, just know two things." The man got close to him and gave him a stern look.
"Be careful of what you're doing, once you take this, you'll never go back. Gotta take Mountain Dew green for this, nothing else, and always think," he explained.

"And the other thing?" Kirishima asked a little scared as the man got closer.
"No refunds," he simply said and stood up to walk away. Kirishima stood there looking down at the small pull in his hand. He took in a deep breath and put it in his pocket.
"Okay, Mountain Dew green, simple," Kirishima said to himself quickly walking away and into a store. He scanned through the sodas and spotted the certain soda.

He paid for it and ran back home, opening the door and going into his room.
"Alright then, swallow the pill, then drink," he mumbled slowly putting the pill in his mouth, before pausing.
"I can't do it! Yes I can! But if it doesn't work... Then I'll just get stronger another way!" He shouted shoving the pill in his mouth and drinking the Mountain Dew.

He closed his eyes and waited, and waited.

But nothing happened.

He groaned and laid on his bed.
"I knew it! It tasted minty and I just wasted my money!" He turned his head to see a small action figure of a character from his favorite show.
"(Y/N), what do I do? All I wanted, was to be manly like Crimson Riot." He mumbled with tears in his eyes.

He silently cried until he suddenly felt a jolt in him.
"Ow,"
"Target female inaccessible" he heard a voice say as the pain increased.
"Ow! What the heck?!" He yelled rolling off his bed and laid on the floor.

"Calibration in process. Please excuse some mild discomfort,"
"Mild?!" He shouted as he grabbed his head and shake it
"Calibration complete. Access procedure initiated" The pain stopped and Kirishima sat up.
"Huh, guess that was it-"

"Discomfort level may increased" He suddenly screamed in pain as he felt pain all over his body.
"Accessing neural memory. Accessing muscle memory. Access procedure complete." The pain slowly stopped and he slowly panted.

"Eijiro Kirishima, welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor," He opened his eyes to see someone standing over him. His eyes widen as he saw a figure looking at him with a bored expression.

"Your SQUIP"

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You opened your eyes and and stared at the black haired boy under you. His name was Eijiro Kirishima, male, 16, and his quirk was Hardening.
"I-I uh," He stuttered sitting up and scooting away.
"It appears that you're shocked, but that is normal behavior when taking a SQUIP," you said looking around his room, seeing a lot of Crimson Riot.

"SQUIP? That's what it's called?" He asked still shocked.
"Definitely, it is human instinct to be scared Eijiro," you said poking at a action figure.
"Don't touch that! That's valuable!" He took the figure away and clutched it, then taking a look at you.
"Y-you're, (Y/N)! The Amazonian warrior!" He said with excitement.

"Not exactly, I am taking form of who you desire, and (Y/N) is someone you like," you explained looking at him with a bored face.
"Well then, um, who are you then?" Kirishima asked.
"I'm your SQUIP, I am here to help you become popular and strong." You said looking around his room.

"Ok then. Oh no my mom! She can't see you!" He said panicked.
"Don't worry they can't see me. I exist only in your mind. All they see is you having an animated conversation with yourself. So, don't do that. Just think at me, like you're telepathic" you said putting your hands behind your back.

"Ooooh, that's so manly!" He said grinning, making you cough.
"This is going to be tough, first things first, I scanned your background and it appears that you have low self-esteem to your quirk, we need to fix that," you said snapping your fingers and the lights turned on.
"Woah!" He said in awe.

"After that we need you to get into UA high, with your quirk and enough training you'll be accepted in no time," you explained looking at the Crimson Riot poster.
"You like him? He's my idol, he was the reason I want to be in UA!" Kirishima said with admiration.
"An intelligent man, with a strong quirk too, excellent idol," you nodded.

"Now," you turn to him.
"Drop and give me 80," he looked at you confused.
"Push ups?" Then a shock ran through him.
"Ow!"
"My apologies, but you need to listen to me Eijiro. We have to work for that ideal body," you opened a screen and was looking through it.

"Cool! But why are you with math homework?" Kirishima asked.
"I'm a super computer Eijiro, I'm made of math," you smirked.
"I'll help you in any way I can, but it'll be hard for me," you said stopping and looking down.
"Why?" He asked.

"I'm... I'm a defective SQUIP, the man who sold me to you only gives out cheaper ones for oblivious people," you said sadly.
"Well then... I don't see anything wrong with you," Kirishima smiled.
"That's because you can't see my program," you rolled your eyes.
"That's not the point, what matters right now is you helping me, and me helping you in return. That man may say that you're defective, but we'll show them that your manly like me!" Kirishima said excitedly.

You looked at him with slight shock.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing? If you're not satisfied you can drink Mountain Dew red to shut me off," you explained showing a picture of the red sofa.
"Yep! And I'll never shut you down! Now let's go, I'm starting now!" He went down and started to do pushups.

You stared at him for a moment until shrugging.
"Very well, you're at 15 now," you started to count as he kept doing push-ups. Kirishima wasn't looking at you, but was blushing.
'So cute!' He thought, making you chuckle slightly.
"Why thank you," he blushed more and stared up at you.

"You heard that?!" He yelled embarrassed.
"Of course, I'm in your mind," you tapped your head, making him slightly groan.

"Oh man!"