James Gordon
Edward Nygma
Ed can make you laugh with his riddles. Jim — though he would never admit it out loud — feels inferior because he can't make good riddles like Ed can. He can't make you laugh like that.

Oswald Cobblepot
James Gordon
Jim is the hero cop that's right out of a comic book (PUN INTENDED) and Oswald feels that you'd probably be better off with Jim. Oswald's done some bad things, and he doesn't want any repercussions to fall upon you. He thinks Jim could provide you with more stability.

Jerome Valeska
Nobody makes Jerome jealous; if they did, he'd just kill them.

Jeremiah Valeska
Jerome Valeska
Jeremiah was always jealous of his twin. It's usually because Jerome was such a ladies' man, even when they were kids. But now that Jerome's dead... Jeremiah doesn't have to be jealous.

Edward Nygma
James Gordon
Jim is this tough cop that can drink a cup of coffee and still make it look badass. Ed is this shy little man with a knack for riddles; he thinks Gordon is more your type. Ed thinks he has no game whatsoever, and that his coworkers at the GCPD are better matches for you.

Bruce Wayne
Selina Kyle
You've known Selina since you two were kids. You started hanging out with her more than Bruce, and he got really jealous. But you can't blame him; Selina's definitely a badass.

Alfred Pennyworth
I don't think Alfred would be jealous of anyone.

Victor Zsasz
If Victor gets jealous, he'll just kill the poor guy. Plain and simple.

Jonathan Crane
Bruce Wayne
You've known Bruce Wayne a little bit longer than you've known Jonathan. Though Bruce is like a kid brother to you, Jonathan can't help but bite the inside of his cheek when you talk about your latest escapade with the billionaire boy.